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i don’t have any other followers it’s actually just you and me here
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i post for me and like four of my mutuals and the rest is just collateral damage
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tumblr wrapped 2023:
ALL of your mutuals loved you so much
NONE of your posts flopped
you had 1000 nice anonymous messages in your inbox
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sometimes u listen to some pop song from 2010 and realize oh my younger self is still in here
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if one person online says “you’re so real for this” it’s worth it. it’s enough
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anyone else the loneliest girl in the world
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The fatherly urge to abandon everybody
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Girl you post like something pretending to be human. Follow
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Hey can we have sex (no penetration, no oral, I just beat you up)
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If I had the death note I wouldn’t even care about killing people the real kicker is that you can bend their will before they die. Like who cares if I could give joe biden a heart attack BUT i could make him go up the the podium and say something like “I need a thick girl and a blunt right now or I’ll die” and then he explodes. That’s where the money is
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"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be, second only to "in pain"
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You are microwave safe. You are dishwasher safe. You will not turn orange after one use. You will not deform under boiling water.
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half the fun of tea is getting to hold the warm mug
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hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself
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torture the blonde man some more
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I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune
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