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Disadvantages of audiobooks: hard to pay attention to sometimes, can't always understand everything that's said, no idea how things are spelled

Advantages of audiobooks: this

God bless you, Moira Quirk.

Transcript:

"No," said Dulcinea. "Oh, no no no. Stay awake."

Gideon couldn't say anything but blearrghhh, mainly because blood was coming enthusiastically out of every hole in her face.

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The Beast that Bothers

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it's always "why did you eat cigarette butts Ax" and "engine oil is bad for you Ax" and never How were the inedible objects The toxic compounds looked tasty Did the carcinogens taste good

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the silt verses is not "the homestuck of podcasts" it's the it's always sunny in philadelphia of podcasts

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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

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For the record, she:

✅has a transformation sequence that makes her more powerful

✅has a talking animal companion

✅fights evil aliens

✅ always stays fashionable

Rachel Animorphs is, in fact, a magical girl

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Lucy Frostblade. Frosty Folk festival. Ice mephits. Ice genasi. Goddess of sorrow and winter.

It's all leading up to one thing:

Ice Feast real.

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leverage is great because it makes real commentary on actual problems and the people behind the scenes do seem to genuinely care about those problems but also it's a show where they faked an alien abduction and one of the main characters sent another character plot-relevant petplay magazines. it's a show where one of the lines from the original finale still haunts me with how true it ultimately is--"justice or order. one day, you are going to have to make that choice"--and it's a show where there's an office parody episode that involves the same character who said that insisting in a straight-to-camera interview that he "loves foreplay." they solved the DB cooper case one time. it rules

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harrow soup comic! harrow soup comic!

took some creative liberties with the structure of it all otherwise it would've been 20 pages long... love u tazmuir and all your words but i removed some for my sake... enjoy...

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temeraire!!!

a sneak peek from my latest batch of sketches up on patreon :-)

#temeraire #Now that's a dragon with political opinions

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Sorry for the poor quality

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" "Why did you ascend to be a Lyctor?" "Ultimate power-- and posters of my face." Fair. "

-Harrow The Ninth by Tamsyn Muir ⸻ Ianthe Tridentarius Ianthe the First, Prince Ianthe Naberius; Lyctor, Eighth Saint to serve the King Undying, Tall Hot Glass of Skank. A girl who'd tell you she's gotten everything she ever wanted—and you'd almost believe her.

I thought of drawing her propaganda poster as a closer likeness, but decided it was funnier if it was obviously retouched to look more healthy and saintly.

(process pics from sketch to final artwork available to see on patreon! This one had a longer journey than some of my other illustrations.)

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Marco: 'she had the cutest little underbite, like an adorable barracuda' that's what you sound like when you describe Rachel in morph.

Tobias: Rachel would be so hot as a barracuda.

Marco: That's not the point I was trying to make.

Tobias: Do you think they have barracudas at the Gardens' aquarium?

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Just finished this piece and I want to be this comfy