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the hobbit movies were great because peter jackson was like "i want to adapt the hobbit into a movie" and warner brothers was like "no you're gonna make it a trilogy for no reason and make us a billion dollars" and richard armitage was like "the studio has tricked me, classically trained richard armitage, into being here so i'm going to portray a closeted homosexual" and martin freeman was like "i'm in a new zealand commercial!!"

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i'd like to discover the average hobbit traits of the tumblr population

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i’m imploring you bro!! dude i fucking beseech thee!!!

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Me too Bilbo me too

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#i have to sleep with ear plugs and an eye mask so i'm dead to the world #also i need an extra pillow to hug in my sleep

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Do you ever think about how Tolkien’s vision of the greatest evil in the universe was something he referred to as “The Machine” which was his way of talking about accelerated industrialism and mass surveillance and he wrote multiple books where the main villains were a dragon who sits on a huge pile of treasure that he never intends to use but incinerates anyone who comes near it, a man in a giant tower who’s wrecking the environment with his factories, and an evil being who uses what’s essentially a listening device to control the citizens of middle earth. And now Amazon is making a Tolkien show. Do you ever think about that.

#tolkien rolling in his grave #jeff bezos is sauron confirmed

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tag game where were u and what were u doing when u found out the queen of England died

#eating microwave mac n cheese alone in my house and about to finish a 1000 piece mulan puzzle

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little spoon!Leg for @loveandslander

I love the concept of elf-sleep and true-sleep. What if elves just fuckin………conk out for 18 hours and wake up forgetting what year it is when they true-sleep

hot take all elves ugly-sleep

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What’s this? A ranger caught off his guard?

#that's MY girlboss

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Gandalf: *secretly collecting all the balrog XP to level up*

Boromir: *dies*

Frodo & Sam: *sharing in a coming of age buddy film plot*

Merry & Pippin: *kidnapped by orcs*

Legolas, Aragorn & Gimli: let’s go hunt some orcs :)

#honestly the best parts of lotr #name a more iconic trio

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HOLD THE FUCK UP-

ROHAN ANIME???? ROHAN ANIME????

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Lord of the rings

I present to you: this blessed group.

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granted i havent read lotr since i was 13 but the way legolas joins the fellowship always cracks me up, like hes literally a prince but they sent him as a messenger to basically tell the council like "whoopsiedoodles we fucked up and gollum is gone, that's what you get for entrusting him to the party elves of mirkwood you know how we get" and he feels SO bad he joins this super deadly quest like imagine you're thranduil and you're like "hey son can you go to elrond's house and tell him we fucked up royally" and your son is like sure pops can do but then you don't hear from him for like two months so you call elrond like hey e-dog what's good have you seen my son. and elrond is like. well i dont know how to tell you this but he went on a homoerotic voyage to the most dangerous place on earth. id be so mad