I was joining random dating sites and i came across one called âTop Tierâ which was apparently only for very rich people with high IQs. Only, there was no vetting process so i figured it was just for pompous assholes who thought they were top tier.
I signed up to see what it was like. The color scheme of the site was yellow on black. You had to select one of three options indicating if you were single or not. I donât remember what the first two were, but the third one was, âyou can go to hell,â which meant that for whichever reason, you werenât interested in anyone. If you chose this option you couldnât even search the site, so I backed up and chose a different option.
I found Uma Thurman on the site and jokingly sent her a date request, but she actually accepted and now I had a date with her set for tomorrow evening. I was in a panic because I didnât want to date Uma Thurman. In the dream, she was known for being mean. I was still stressing about how I was gonna break this date, when I woke up.
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Chanel haute couture S/S 2005 back detail
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I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says âGo to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.
 Lewis Carroll,Â
Aliceâs Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass (via coral)
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And now Iâm runninâ out of ways to numb the pain.
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Laura Harrier by  Eric Chakeen for Tidal Magazine #9
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