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POV you've been farming albinaurics for runes for half an hour and she just wants to talk

something experimental with Elden Ring Lark

#this fucking rules #love the way you rendered the metal #nice hard lighting is mwah

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

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I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

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captains quarters

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my love language is bothering

#hey now….

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

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them 😭

#YIPPPEEEEEEE

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being an adult is rough "do you wanna go out to eat" no sorry i bought vegetables last week so i need to deal with those today before it's too late. sorry

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How my creative process works sometimes.

Search your soul. You know it to be true.

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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

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“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

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If I catch you on Tatooine looking like this I’m fucking robbing you

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