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It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.
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Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1
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this is the only valid twitter thread
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there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched
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Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?
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Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad
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If you loved
Our Blessed Rebel Queen: Carrie Fisher
you'll be excited to see her newest companion:
Our Lady of Grateful Camaraderie: Betty White
Check out these two and more at artist Lindsay van Ekelenburg's site and shopify.
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words i use in every sentence:
no
stop
dude
literally
like
seriously
fuck
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I would like to apologize to polo shirts for not appreciating them sooner
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Things that happened today that have probably further cemented my place as The Weird Neighbor;
Making eye contact with the neighbor two doors down, who was wearing a coat and boots and gloves as you would if, say, the temperature is currently 5F, because it was 5F, as she ran the compost out.
While I was wearing a bikini and dumping a handful of snow down my back.
In my defense sauna and then a roll in a snow drift is very enjoyable?
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Ghost Files is coming, and we need YOUR help! If any of you have evidence (photos/videos/audio) or personal anecdotes from LA, CHI, KY, or NV (or the Palace Theater in LA). Please send it in via this form and you may be on the show! SUBMISSION LINK
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Cats are the new bosses.
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