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explodes them with my mind.

#shzhdhkgkhhkkjkjjkkk arthur just looks so Done™️ #malevolent podcast #malevolent fanart #arthur lester #arthur malevolent #john doe malevolent #malevolent memes

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Episode 12

#QIDJSJXJFJXJXNXJ lmao he really DUD didnt he #malevolent podcast #malevolent fanart #arthur lester #arthur malevolent #john doe malevolent #malevolent episode 12

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#afjsluhlgvmdjfskhgcfkvhkvk #me when- #me when i- #me when my blorbo John™️ #lookit him hes just a baby #a noodle if you will #he is my son and hes done nothing wrong in his life ever. ignore the bodies. #john doe malevolent

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Hi hello absolutely obsessed with both this art and all these tags

fellas is it gay when you. uhhh

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help I stuck in the another horror podcast

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*clenching my fists so hard i’m breaking the skin of my palm* i am so normal about this podcast

#*points* what they said #malevolent podcast #malevolent fanart #arthur lester #arthur malevolent #john doe malevolent

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guess who started listening to malevolent

#YOOOOOOOOOO #holy shit this is so cool #do i think thisis what he looks like? #no #but this art fuckin SLAPS #(also he's really hot and i am but i simlpe tumblrina 😔🤚) #malevolent podcast #malevolent fanart #arthur lester #arthur malevolent

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Random question, is this guy straight up made of wood? Like some sort of trader Ent? It took me a while to distinguish from the sounds of the forest, but even before John made the texture comment I noticed there were wierd creaking sounds whenever the trader speaks. Is he unique or is there like whole society of wood people?

Also I genuinely forgot all about the egg-looking thing, can someone remind me where they got that please?

wait dream crystal w h a t

Uhhhh maybe don't antagonize strange tree creature?

Arrrrre the whispers getting louder or is it just me?

Well t h a t ' s not good

UGHGHGH THE PITTER PATTERS ARE GIVING ME THE HEEBIE JEEBIES

IS THAT TREE EATING SOMETHING???? Or is that the weird horse-sounding thing?

Aaaand now there's a bird(?)

I'm sure this place would look real pretty if there weren't so many things trying to fucking kill them all the time but even so it's a *little* frustrating how fast and inconsistent the light cycles seem to be

Oh shit slenderman real?

Pffft "ah, religion." Glad they *are* addressing that, tho I did think it was kinda funny how often John says "God" or "Jesus Christ" considering what he is and where he comes from. Is it just something he, like, gleaned form Arthur's mind somehow, or has he heard it used as a swear before they met?

S H O O T just saw the time gotta clock in now be back l8r bye

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"Two appear before me"

"I am not a cana [at least I think that's what he said]"

"What brings me purpose?"

Ok. Hm. Ok ok ok. So this guy can... see, or perhaps See, John somehow, and there's some thing or group or category of creature/person called a "cana" that's associated with "help," which I would assume means that this is a very "every man for himself" super of place, and the way he phrased that last question seems to imply there are expectations of set roles, or "purposes," for each individual. Inch resting.

Ok resuming.

Edit: or maybe he said "arcana," that probably would make more sense, oops

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S2jqzbjxsjbwfnj Mr Guthrie are you sure this a horror podcast "it almost sounds like the trees are whispering to each other, talking about us" "I hope they have nice things to say" sir this is a comedy

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Ok somehow came into work an hour early, even tho I've checked the schedule, like, 8 times this week. Brain is not braining. Anyways just chilling in the breakdown rn and I got like 40 minutes with nothing to do SOOOOO Happy Funtime Roadtrip it is

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Probably won't continue until later tonight, but I've decided to tag my Malevolent reacts as #Laurence Holder's Happy Funtime Theatre Bonding Roadtrip because I need to be funny and unique or I'll die *drops dead instantly*

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Hi, first off, why does this sound so fucking normal? Well normal for the shitshow that tis Arthur's life now, anyway. Still. I don't trust it. Isn't he literally strapped to a table right now? Presumably with his brain metling in his skull or smthn

Second, if this sounds so "normal", how do we know none of the events in any of the previous episodes were "replays" or or "rewrites", recreations or altered memories that the King has tampered with before?

Third, I don't understand it but I find it funny (in an "oh, that's peculiar" way) Arthur's emphasis on "everything we had", considering everything that just happened

Wait, so it's just "John" again right now? Huh. Damn I know I enjoy the hell out of the Unreliable Narrator but this is a bit much goddamn (still enjoying, just very, very confused)

"Is that humanity?" Nevermind I take it all back eldritch/nonhuman/artificial/alien creatures grappling with the concept of the essence of humanity is my J A M <3<3<3

LET HIM TRY

LET HIM TRY ?!?!?!?

LET HIM TRY JOHNNY MY BOY I could KISS you were it not three in the morning I would be screaming giddily into my pillow and cackling with abandon J O H N I love you ARTHUR MARRY HIM marry him now

Ok unfortunatley my eyes keep slipping closed and like I said it IS in fact 3am so I will be ending it here while we're still on a high note but maybe I can finish the ep tomorrow before I go to work well see

Goodnight all!

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K sorry I lied (accidentally, I got distracted), now I'm resuming

oh no.

O H .

Oh no. Nonononononono I hate this I hate this I hate this this is somehow. Literally so much worse than I imagined it'd be. I mean very stupid of me in hindsight to assume a ritual performed by a cult of the King in fucking Yellow wouldn't involve audience participation but you're telling me ARTHUR is the STRANGER in this scene?!?!?!?!? AND EVERYONE IS FUCKING LOOKING AT HIM????!!!!?!?!?!?

. . .

Not sure if I should laugh or cry, I hope the sound of me very violently facepalming at 2 in the morning did not just wake up everyone else in the house, Arthur u stupid reckless idiot I'm pretty sure LEMMINGS have more survival instincts than you do

... slightly separate note, why do I get the feeling "Cassilda" wasn't responding to Arthur until the "we can separate you" line? Can he hear John?

Ok so i get that this is a super high stakes moment with loads of panic tension but I love how one of tje first things Arthur says is "promise nothing will happen to him" like sir arOH SHIT THATS A YES THATS A FUCKING UES THEY CAN HEAR HIM FUCK NEVER MIND PANIC IS BACK

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Hi I don't trust random pianos anymore what the fuck

Bro. Bro what. Bro I don't think that's Faroe

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Okay so remember how I said John's laughter brings me joy? I think I take that back now

... h u h. Inch resting

WHAT NO WAITWAITWAISWAIWIAWI DONT END IT THEREEEEEEE R U KIDD8NG ME

I said this was the last episode of the night but COME on, I have to keep going

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Hi I'm back it's been almost *checks time* 10 hours, I had to go pass out, shower, get ready for birthday party, have bday party, then shower *again* bc there was a 3-hour-long Just Dance-off and I had an absolute blast but also I was Gross™️ (I got the most high scores)

I have work tomorrow, so like, I really should be getting to bed bc it's already almost midnight, but HYPERFIXATION WAITS FOR NO MAN SO BACK TO THE YHTILAN THEATRE WE GOOOOOOOO

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Pause pasuPAUSE PASUESPAUE I CANT TAKE THIS

Dwoyvqephve1puveqpuhe1cpuhe1pce I was like psshh, okay, so maybe this is decidedly not great, but hey! It's literally an E N T I R E play, it could be ANY scene, from ANY act, it might not be so bad!

And then someone says the fucking "unmask" line and I go " W E L L - " and throw my hands up in a distinctly John Mulaney sort of way because what the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck why would you do this to me. I am not prepared I'm not ready I can't take this hhhhhh

Somehow this is more terrifying to me than the goats, or the spider, or when that police officer got torn in two literally right in front of them

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OH SHIT

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hello? City where people died in their dreams? City with no sun? Cassilda namedrop? Bunch of people gathering who follow the King in Yellow? In a theater? To form an audience? Which implies a stage? Noooo sir, I have no idea what you're talking about, everything is f i n e, this can only end well don't worry 🙃🫠🫣

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