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i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

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reblog for easter

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Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.

Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.

Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.

Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.

Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.

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i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle

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Saying skill issue has done irreparable damage to my vocabulary

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thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

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"14 years ago today, on March 1, 2010, NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory's #Marsrover #Spirit captured this view comprising its final pancam images showing one of its wheels stuck in soft sand around an area in #GusevCrater called Home Plate. Communication from Spirit ended 3 weeks later."

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I've been finding a lot of job postings that ask me for a photo lately, which is uncool of them.

So I made an image which lets me bypass their demand. I don't care if I get that particular job, I just want to shame the HR goons who thought the photo requirement was a good idea.

Note: this only applies in the USA.

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Source

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The S-II stage being stacked onto the S-IC for Apollo 11 Saturn V (SA-506) in Vertical Assembly Building, Kennedy Space Center.

Date: March 5, 1969

NASA ID: KSC-69C-1940

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any flying object can be a UFO if you're absolutely dogshit at identifying things

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the only reason i ever miss high school is because it produced genuinely hellish photos such as this one