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The time I (loud enough for the customers to hear) started a conversation with my coworker right before we closed about "Ok we cant let the customers know because we dont want them to panic but I need you both to go down every aisle and FIND that missing snake, we can't leave the doors open until we find where it is in the store"

And the customers all left Real Quick

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my pain homunculus appears to be in pain today

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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog

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dont fucken make me engage in queer discourse dont fucken make me engage in queer discourse Dont Fucken Make Me Engage In Queer Discourse

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that whole fantasy trope of werewolves and vampires hating each other pisses me off every time. it's like lgbt exclusionism you feel me. like I bet the real ones think it's dumb. they're out there going guys we're all children of the night. in their eyes we're ALL unholy abominations. bet there's posts on darkcreatures.net like vampires and werewolves are actually kissing on the lips rn

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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for whom the baja blasts

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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vlad_shevchenko

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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A woman went viral for being turned down for a next interview for a role, she asks the recruiter what she did wrong, the recruiter tells her they were “concerned about her lack of effort in her appearance.”

She explains she wore a freshly ironed blazer with a collared top. Her nails were painted a professional beige. She got a blowout for her hair, so a professional style. She had on subdued gold earrings.

The only thing she wasn’t wearing was makeup; she states she really doesn’t wear makeup, and only had chapstick on, as her skin is sensitive. Her lawyer mother has already explained she has no legal case against the company for any type of gender-based discrimination.

Just in case anyone wants to ask why feminists still refer to the “pink tax” or rail against more and more elaborate makeup trends being pushed on girls and women.

Women being punished socially for not wearing makeup is still a feminist issue.

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