Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me
I'm not a weeper, I'm a sobber. I sob. I don't weep like I've just received a letter stating that my husband died in battle. No. I sob as if I've lost something dear to me that was never truly mine to begin with. I sob.