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Bad and naughty electric ghosts don’t get to use the mower

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guy who has a dragonite: hey did you know I have a dragonite

#we do ❤️ #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #rotomblr #pokeblog rp

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remember that time that all the unova gym leaders gathered to take down team plasma with their pokemon and brycen opted for hand to hand combat instead

#LMFAOOOOOO IVE NEVER SEEN THIS VIDEO BEFORE #HEEEELP

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hiiiii people of rotomblr. I am curious

and before you say “oh but maya alola doesn’t have a real league” we do. we have one!!!! we have an e4 and champion!!! the alola league IS internationally recognized even without the gyms!!! and the island challenge is probably older than your region’s league anyway //rant over

mine is hoenn. winonaaaaa 🩷🩷🩷🩷

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblog rp #rotomblr

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Fine. I guess i must do this.

-Beedrill

#I live in Alola so no lol #who is buying a car in Alola……….

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kill them with kindness

wrong.

espurr attack.

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made myself a motivational poster

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl

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genuinely the mistralton gym renovations WERE bullshit. launching yourself out of a cannon was a time honored and respected western unovan pastime

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #alola does NOT need formal typical league style gyms. but #if it wasnt a huge commitment I would run an informal league style gym like the one in malls #MALIE #and make an exact replica of the old mistralton gym. and people would love it. because unlike the unova league alolans love fun

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my greatest regret in life is not joining team skull

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl

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benefits of having a Weavile: every time I go to Mt Lanakila where I met Skip like six sneasels and weaviles run up to greet me because Skip tells them all about me 🥺

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl

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its his birthday

#Bartday… I’m late but.

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ANY DRAGON TRAINER BORN AFTER 2002 CANT COOK. all they know minmax salamence, fail they outrage, dragon dance, be bisexual, die to play rough and lie

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I just found out that I have polls so you know what it time it is!!!

Go wild everyone :)

-Depot Agent Peanut

#lurantis is a grass type but she’s bug enough right

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bored at work. world league champion tier list. some former champs included.

notes:

• I grew up idolizing alder, he’s so cool!! I have not met a single person that doesn’t like him

• first alola champ is a good kid. really really strong too. all of alola is very proud of them

• not to put too much stock into rumors but I LOVE hoenn leader winona and she has beef with wallace so steven is automatically the better hoenn champ. wallace isn’t awful tho

• I don’t really follow the galar league but leon’s battles are rigged as hell

• iris became champ at like 12 and she’s a better dragon champ than lance lmfaoooo

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #(( ooc: big pokespe fan here. Winona’s beef with Wallace is manga canon; they’re exes ))

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we’ve all heard of the great crater of paldea and the wormholes in alola but have u ever driven over a pothole in unova