๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฆ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ซ?
๐๐ก๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฆ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ซ?
๐๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฐ๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ฅ?
tyler galpin, as adapted into the h.azbin h.otel universe. not affiliated w/ v.ivzie,
a.mazon p.rime, the w.ednesday series, or n.etflix. - follows from luxdecidit.
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๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐โ
๐ฐ๐ปโ๐บ ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐น ๐ด๐ฌ๐ด๐ถ๐น๐ฐ๐จ๐ณ
๐๐ ๐๐๐โ ๐บ๐ป๐จ๐ ๐ด๐จ๐ซ
๐ป๐๐๐๐ ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐ - manipulated by vam
&& ๐พ๐๐
๐๐๐๐
๐๐ ๐จ๐
๐
๐๐๐ - as cursed by dust
independent ร 18+ ร adapted to v.ivzie's hellaverse ( not affiliated )
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ยด ๏ฝฅ ห ใ "Heyyy, Adam, buddy. Are you, y'know...
"...you good?"
โ ห โฆ * โ โYeah, okay, so my first wife can up and leave me on her own accord without a word, and my second can get the whole family kicked out of the safest, most beautiful garden on Earth, but yeah, uh - huh, I'm the bad guy because I made myself emotionally unavailable. Sure. Okay.โ
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๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐โ
๐ฐ๐ปโ๐บ ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐น ๐ด๐ฌ๐ด๐ถ๐น๐ฐ๐จ๐ณ
๐๐ ๐๐๐โ ๐บ๐ป๐จ๐ ๐ด๐จ๐ซ
๐ป๐๐๐๐ ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐ - manipulated by vam
&& ๐พ๐๐
๐๐๐๐
๐๐ ๐จ๐
๐
๐๐๐ - as cursed by dust
independent ร 18+ ร adapted to v.ivzie's hellaverse ( not affiliated )
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dumb things my friends and I have said: 2023!
part four: october - december
apologies ahead of time for length!
feel free to change pronouns if need be.
warning for foul and dirty language, suggestiveness, and capslock-implied yelling :)
"There's a monster crab rave at the bottom of the express way."
"Sexual liberation leads to bondage."
"Oh, so when the flowers hear the bees, they cum a little bit in their jeans?"
"You're not allowed to milk me, dude."
"YOUR SOUL'S BEEN KILLERED!"
"I use Notepad for object permanence."
"I hope Walgreens didn't have anything you were looking for. Bitch."
"Forgot about touching grass. Eat it. Eat the grass. Fucking eat the grass."
"Should I fuck around, or do you think I'd find out?"
"I think the cat's gonna do some shit."
"WE NEED MORE SPEED! CUT OFF YOUR DICK!"
"Memories are stored in the tits."
"I'm watching the fruitiest movie known to man. Megamind."
"I pity-fuck the guy and then he learns fourth level spells!"
"It's a sacred dark art I like to call 'scaring the hoes'."
"That made my pussy drop."
"I can't think after I finish."
"Who would've thought my canon event would be cancer."
"Life is a tornado, and I'm a cow for comedic effect."
"Don't ask me, I didn't take one. Ask the one who bote into it."
"Wipeout feels like a liminal space."
"I'M SUCKING YOUR FEET."
"Quick. Get Weird Al on the horn."
"I got fucking thigh-gapped in ARMA."
"SLING HIM, BOYS."
"Wait, did the 'bruh' button come back? UGGHHHH."
"You're gonna look at a depressed millennial and tell me they're NOT gonna be interested in a dilf? You're wrong."
"Oh, yeah, let me just drink grog like a thirteenth century pirate."
"Okay. We now have cock back."
"Oh, look, the bottoms are in the voice chat together."
"If you die in Ohio you die in real life."
"You're not the community boyfriend. You're the community bottom."
"The Amazon parking lot is an outdoor liminal space."
"Dick come out frame sixteen. That shit retractable."
"GET SEPSIS BITCH, THEN WE'LL TALK."
"There can only be one wittle guy in this house. AND IT'S ME."
"I know you're staring at his hand. You sicko."
"So for New Year's, instead of getting drunk, I ate a whole tub of dairy and gassed my wife out of the bed."
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