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please say which in the tags!

#food service ew #and housekeeper

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Being polyam is FR like "I'm not aro/ace but I believe in their beliefs"

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With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.

Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)

You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯

The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)

You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω＼*))

This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D

Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪

Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.

If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O

I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)

Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ＾皿＾)っ

Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.

If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.

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Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

#i honestly kinda hate the “you get lunch the next day as lwftovers” thing tho id rather just have enough for one meal #it would probably be cheaper to just get a normal ass portion too #like i dont want to carry left overs i have to take the BUS and i Dont want to eat soggy day old fried food!!! #reheating restaurant food also makes me feel sick like if i do get it home i wont be eating it

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No "other" option. If you don't like multi POV books, please keep scrolling!

#really depends on how its written tbh #the atlas six has so many povs and it tries to hinge half the plot on “oooh whats HE up to” but you were literally just in his head so.... #i still havent finjshed that book #maybe i should #maybe theres a good twist that isnt revealed to the audience in 5 pages

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Lighthouse illustration for a ttrpg book I'm working on.

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I'm not a prayin' man, but the night I found out my at-the-time-fiancé had been sending sex horny nasty horny sex asks to my friend on THIS VERY WEBSITE, I sat in the car in the parking lot of an abandoned church and watched a family of deer play in the snow, and it didn't quite feel like a sign because that part of Pennsylvania was mostly deer and abandoned buildings and snow, but it felt nice, and once the tears stopped, I looked down at my phone and my other friend had sent me a text that said, "HE'S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU ON THE ONE DIRECTION IMAGINES WEBSITE?" and I realized that life is all about your curated experience. A real choose-your-own-adventure deal. I have never seen someone post about One Direction on here in my life.

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Dracula Daily Year 1: Aww, our good friend Jonathan is poor little meow meow.

Dracula Daily Year 2: Our good friend Jonathan is in a legit horror story, and I have literary analysis to share.

Dracula Daily Year 3: We have created a metanarrative wherein not only is our good friend Jonathan in a legit horror story, but he is also cursed to live in a horrifying time loop until we stop doing this.

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when i type a full stop . followed by a pause i need you all to imagine me looking around nervously like an easily startled prey animal to make sure i'm alone before continuing to speak

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after finding out a lot of friends haven't seen movies I consider formative to childhood (I grew up in South America, so they definitely had international reach!) I'm curious to know just how many haven't seen some of these... uh, let's call them children's classics.

Due to the list of potentials being massive, I'll restrict this to the 1980s, and not include Disney animated movies i can't promise there won't be further polls

(feel free to sound off in tags the ones you haven't seen, if it's more than one!)

#i havent seen labyrinth dark crystal or roger rabit

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actually I got curious so here’s a poll

feel free to reblog with all your particulars

#i feel like i vibe with the idea that casey didnt grow up with raph #he obviously knew mikey donnie and leo #plus donnie had to live long enough to properly outfit casey (even if he could have had those clothes for a few years) #i honestly think donnie died pretty close to when mikey opens that portal like within 2 years of it #raph... idk before casey jr turned 8 tho #so hed have memories but wouldnt really feel like he knows enough or who raph rlly is

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i thought this was the front side of the tshirt at first and it became x100 funnier

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#ive never seen a choco taco in my life #but orange creamsicle

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A lil compilation of ace pride artwork I’ve made over the past year! 💜

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#8.5 in sneakers but some boots im an 8 #depends on the shoe rlly but never anything below or above the 8 range

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you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this

#i got a bluray recently and it offered a free digital copy #its only available on apple tv #i do not have any apple products by design #i never did finish hannibal