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That tracks. I usually ask for their resume however.

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My neighbors cat risking it all for some scritches

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It's been a while since I updated!

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REDRAW TIME

Get free drinks at his rich boyfriends amusement park since 2019

Original art ^

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They. They forgor

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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

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EXACTLY!

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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

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happy april 30th!

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me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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The desperate desire to create vs the oh so constant sleepiness plaguing my every action