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shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

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oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

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tired of your boring old regular depression? try DOUBLE DEPRESSION

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I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

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limit pasta consumption

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bondage but instead of ropes u use fruit by the foot

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Cards Against Humanity just murdered every company that gender markets

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listen: sweatpants with “BOTTOM TEXT” across the ass

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seriously though bisexuality being defined as attraction to men and women is a heterosexual’s definition of bisexuality actual bisexual groups and organizations have been defining it as attraction to two or more genders or same and other genders since the nineties and plenty of nb people actually id as bi and refusing to accept how we define ourselves is so absurdly biphobic and heterosexist and jfc it’s 2014 can other queer people fucking realize and acknowledge this

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>at the graveyard

>rotten hand thrusts out of the dirt

me: *holds it*

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Waking.  I still felt the painful embrace of a nightmare on my wounded skin. Collaboration with Agnieszka Osipa.

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wow sir… this resume.. is amazing. i didn’t even know you could get a pHD for being a babe magnet… hired.

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Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter