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Gawain: Who would I live with if anything happened to my parents?

Average: Don't worry, they've had that figured out since the day you were born. If anything happened to them, you would go to your Grandpa.

Average: Then they worked out that if anything happened to him, you'd go to Prince Hans

Average: Then Prince Jack if anything happened to him.

Average: Then Pino.

Average: Noki.

Average: Kio.

Average: The Fairy Princess

Average: Me.... for some reason.

Average: And then a few others after that.

Gawain: Uncle Arthur isn't on the list?

Average: Oh, he is. Right after Merlin's favourite pizza guy.

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Oho? It's Red Shoes' 4th anniversary? Time to bring out an over-the-top Swan Lake AU fanart, then

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This recent collab art is so cute 💖 and matchablossoms hoodies glaring at eachother is perfect like they're so silly 🤭🌸🍵

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for @sith-obikin

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forest fairies & explorers au!!!!

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Baking

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"The Prank", middle of the night, after Remus transformed.

Severus caught a glimpse of him right before James pulled him back.

Honestly James would not have let Severus go away knowing what he saw before seeing Dumbledore, and Severus absolutely refused to go with him.

I'm just giggling at the thought of James carrying Severus bridal style or even just lifting him across his shoulders at the middle of the night from there up to Dumbledore's office.

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Severus: When the world is nice - I'm nice back.

James: And when the world isn't?

Severus: Then I kick it in the balls and hope for the best.

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look who arrived this morning 🥹🥰

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Monster under the bed

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Judge: Now, is it true that on the 5th of November last year, you rode naked through the streets on top of a dust cart letting off fireworks, and singing ‘I did it my way’ loudly?

Snape [Hungover and high]: What was the date again?

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(Third Year 1973)

James: You’re adopted!

Snape(unfazed): Bold of you to assume anyone would ever want me.

James(speechless): ( ಠ_ಠ)

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[Harry’s Trial]

Attorney: The youngest Weasley boy, the 15 year old, how old is he?

Snape: He’s 15, much like your IQ.

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[Potter’s Cottage]

Snape: You can say “have a nice day” and no problem

Snape: But you can’t say “enjoy the next twenty four hours” and not sound vaguely threatening

James: ...Severus, it’s 3am.

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Reporter: Your parents must be so proud that you’re the youngest Potions Master in history!

Snape: Yes, I’m sure they’re looking up at me right now.

Reporter(confused): ...don’t you mean looking down?

Snape(unfazed): No, my parents beat me a little too often.

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Lucius: How is life?

Severus: So much panic. Very little disco. 

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Snack when Sirius catches feeling first: