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IM SO ANGRY

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security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

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This Blog Is NSFFH

not safe for frog haters

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Hibernation be like

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dumbasses online using “male” and “female” as nouns sounding like a failed zoologist trying to impress the bird handler at the pet store

#im pissing jsfmkds

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So my psychiatrist wanted me to take an IQ test and I wasn’t really sure why, the dude is pretty eccentric but I suppose it’s for demographic purposes and you’ll never fuckin guess what I got

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My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!

Me: cry about it you stupid fuck

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“We don’t make mistakes, just happy little accidents.”

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Considered to be extinct in Portugal a bearded vulture has been seen for the first time in over 100 years. | Photo: Francesco Veronesi | #conservation #fieldwork #endangered #endangeredspecies #wildlife #wildlifeconservation #animals #endextinction #science #biologist #hope #ConservationOptimism #KeyConservation Read more here: https://buff.ly/2A8cIoz

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i’m dating an astrophysicist

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i went to the met today

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I’m losing it over this vid

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mutuals if tumblr gets deleted feel free to hunt me down in the city streets like a half-feral animal