Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
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DANA SCULLY | 10.03
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you can’t support autistic people and support the police. No amount of paint jobs or sensitivity training can stop police from killing with impunity
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• “La liberté guidant le peuple” by Eugène Delacroix
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• “13th attempt to break the Gaza blockade by sea”. Photo by Mustafa Hassouna (Andalou Agency for Getty)
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Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!
Me, the second my alarm goes off:
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they call me the fact checker the way I always go “hang on. let me look this up” mid conversation
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surely this kind of study schedule wont destroy my mental health and make life infinitely harder for me (it can, has, and will)
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anki makes me feel like such a study youtuberrrrr
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locking the FUCK IN for apush
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blonde with 2 extra shots of espresso this morning i think i ascended
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these 2 kids were having a goofy fart discussion & becoming increasingly silly about it & finally the teacher snapped & said in this super stern grouchy voice “Thats Enough. Everyone Farts. At Least Thirteen Times A Day.” & i honest to god thought the one kid was crying at first bc he was head on the desk, fists clenched, no sound even coming out laughing so hard. i was like boss thats the funniest possible way you couldve tried to end that
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demons are telling me to move into human medicine
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deviously planning the most insane perfect outfit ive ever worn in my entire life (no one will notice or care)
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3 body problem(2024) E1 Countdown
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SCULLY IS A SCOUNDREL THIS IS ANOTHER SCOUNDREL ITS ANOTHER SCOUNDREL. scoundrel. scoundrel. SHAPESHIFTER
i forgot the word for “shapeshifter” and started yelling to my mom about a scoundrel
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i forgot the word for “shapeshifter” and started yelling to my mom about a scoundrel
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i fear i will only be able to get 5s on my ap exams if they let me listen to Chill, upbeat Nintendo music to relax, study, game, code to w/ rain and thunder sounds 🌦️
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