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why the fuck was he kinda cooking with that bumpersticker

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Donald trump live from turbomax brandonprison on a computer screen at a podium: Ron DeSacraligous sleeps outside in one of those plastic igloos for dogs, it's true.

Ron: It's not outside

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benjamin franklin "hawkeye" pierce i need to smoke a blunt with you sosososososo bad

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Setting that 5am alarm for another shift at the doll display factory good night everypony

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I’m having so much fun with these rsd wall of voodoo albums eeeeeeee

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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

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Eminem’s life story is actually mine

He took my wallet and lived on my dime

the film 8 Mile was based off me, for real

Eminem lied and i just couldn’t deal

So I moved to the burbs, under a house

Live in a crawl space, rap with a mouse :(

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lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

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#ppl always write berry bitch it’s BARRY #it’s a good thing berries fuck so severely or I’d be real mad

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Sphinx

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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nice out fit loser. 1974 called, apparently president gerald ford has granted a full and unconditional pardon to former president richard nixon

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Ronnie pics