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no fucking way. i hauve 6 billion phags inside me?

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#what did i mean by this

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#did a whole of 3 things today

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#the way i got bg3 for new years and yet im.thinking about dai

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alright

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they need to make cigarettes that you can smoke in your room without making everything smell like shit afterwards

#''just get a vape'' NO!!!! its not the same thing!!!!!

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(he would not fucking say that voice) he would not fucking say "nah" and "yup"

#when they fit they fit good but when they dont fit they sting so bad its enough for me to consider closing the fic altogether

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так обидно что кофе такой приятный напиток хочется пить его как чай кружка за кружкой но если я буду так делать я умру

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#i fucking love puzzles

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listening and learning

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coffee is a beautiful maiden who caresses me gently as i come to her battle tired and worn and her love gives me strength to ride again but unbeknownst to my darling her care poisons me and her kisses bring me unrest and yet like a moth cannot blame the candle for the love it holds for the flame so do i seek out my love still for i know it is not her fault

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it doesnt feel right that "news" is both a singular and plural word. "this news" fucks with my bilingual brain

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i wish video game quest logs were a thing in real life because having all the things i need to do or think about doing get automatically written down and displayed in the corner of my vision at all times would do wonders for my adhd

#''just write it down in a notebook'' i have a notebook. i think to myself ''oh i should write that down'' and then i dont because i forget

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waking up on period day one to feverishly gobble up painkillers and sit there holding on for dear life until they kick in and you can finally act like a person and start your day really feels like this gif

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she white on my woman till i starve

call me a white woman the way im starving

#im so fucking hungry

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call me a white woman the way im starving