magmahearts

[magmahearts]

Okay, fair enough. Coloring inside the lines is totally overrated.

Life. One existential crisis after the other. Also, I figured out that coloring inside the lines is totally lame and decided to do things how I want to.

#loftylockjaw #wyatt: nemesis #public #i thought ur gif was roy kent for a second this is so much better than the catepillar stache

[magmahearts]

[pm] I can come there. It's, like, super hard to order food to the cave, anyway. Always a hassle. I can't stay long, though.

Where is she? Did she leave again? Why is she always [...] When I was a kid, yeah. But they [...] didn't want me. They kicked me out. Why?

[pm] You're amazing. I'll order some food or something. Do you wanna come here or should I come over?

It's the most important thing, I guess. Ireland is stupid and I'm glad I'm back. Nora's back too. Just ... not here. But at least in this country. I think. [...] Cass, were you ever in an aos sí? Was yours also Did you hav

I guess so.

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[magmahearts]

[pm] People have tried to kill me, too, Aria. And Alex, and Metzli, and Leila, and Nora. Does that make all of us monsters, too?

I would do anything for you, too. You're not a monster. You're my best friend. [user gets the plush an undisclosed amount of time later, because i don't know how shipping to a cave works or how long it takes. she definitely gets it before anything big happens though. she feels touched and happy and loved. she thinks she'll feel this way forever. i'm sure she's right!]

If they wanted to hurt you, they're a monster. Full stop. There's literally no world where you're the bad guy because someone else tried to hurt you, okay? That's not how things work. If someone hurts you, they're bad. If someone hurts you, they deserve to

[pm] Then why do people keep trying to kill me?

I would do anything at all for you, Cass. Anything in the whole world. [ user sends this plush to Cass's cave. She hopes it isn't offensive. ]

I can't believe you are my best friend. You're literally the best and coolest ever. I adore you. I just [...] what if they just wanted to? Like [...] I don't know.

What if you knew them

You like Jade, right?

I'm so terrified of her

I've never thought people were bad before but her and that science man [...] I don't know

That's too rude

#ariadnewhitlock #ariadne: ignoring #private

[magmahearts]

[pm] You're not a monster, Aria. You're not. Anyone who told you you are is stupid. I'm so tired of my friends all saying they're monsters. You're not. None of you are. You're my best friend. Okay? You're the only person who's ever wanted to stick around for me besides my dad. A monster wouldn't do that. You're not a monster. Whoever attacked you, they're the monster.

[pm] Jade

Someone

I was attacked at my dad's shop. Because I am a monster, Cass. I'm bad. You're so good, I want to be as good as you are but I'm not.

#ariadnewhitlock #ariadne: ignoring #private

[magmahearts]

[pm] I'm sorry. It must be really hard to feel your parasites die. It's hard for me when people hurt the rocks and the caves, but they're harder to hurt. [...] Not right now. There actually haven't been any people at all since my dad showed up. It's lucky -- usually at least one will wander in. But I need to make sure it stays that way.

I think it'll be fun to figure it out together! I'm glad your parasites are smart. I think it would be harder for you to protect them if they weren't. Can I watch you herd them away? I think it would be really cool to see that. I like spaghetti, too. And the pasta that's all swirly. Have you had that kind?

It's new for me, too. And you won't go to Ireland.

Oh, yes, I've seen those vines. They're pretty! Do they hurt the animals they Do they Are the animals I'm sure they're really cute. I'm excited to meet them!

[new pm] [user heart reacts the picture.] Definitely cute! Is that your phone lockscreen? You should make it your phone lockscreen!

[pm] I do know. I have felt [...] many of my parasites die because they were noticed. Yes I know that too. It is your purpose to protect the rocks and the caves. [...] Are there many people bothering your cave right now?

We will discover if you are able to wake up the sleeping volcanoes. My parasites are very smart. Our hosts are usually smart too. I will herd away the ones that are stuck or not smart. I am very good at herding. A few moons ago, I was able to herd many strange and large [...] hosts that look like cattle. I do not know the name of those hosts. I like spaghetti. The cooked spaghetti feels like my worms. What noodles do you like the most?

It is nice. :). It is [...] new.

Yes. My hounds are vines. Have you seen my vines that claim the trees? My hounds are vines that claim the fae you [...] animals. You may meet my hounds. You will meet my hounds. My hounds already know you are a friend. My hounds are very cute.

[...] [...]

[new pm] [User sends a picture of a hedge hound.]

This is one of my hounds. Do you agree that my hound is cute?

#faoighiche #burrow: stay #private

[magmahearts]

[pm] [user gets excited at 'animated' then takes note of 'without blood' and crosses x-men '97 off her list.] Okay. I'll find something cool for us to watch.

Yeah. Alive is important. I'm glad you're alive. We don't have to look at the leg. It's stupid, anyway. It's a stupid leg. [...] Ireland is stupid, too. If it sucks and it's smelly, why did everyone decide that they just had to go there?

The leg is Wicked's Rest normal.

[pm] Something without wings or blood or I don't know. Something nice. Maybe something animated. Without blood.

I'm not. I don't think I am. But I will be. I'm alive, you know? I think that's the most important thing I always want from life. If the leg might be dead I don't want to see the leg. Maybe it smells like Ireland.

Except for the leg, right? [User wants to laugh. User isn't amused.]

#ohwynne #wynne: missed you #private

[magmahearts]

[pm] Do you need anything? I don't mind picking stuff up if you need it. And I can bring some spicy chips!

Are you [...] okay?

[pm] Good, and you can bring whatever you want. I haven't had a chance to go to the store. And probably won't be for a hot minute. Um, maybe something really spicy. Otherwise, I can't really taste it.

#realmackross #mack: tv recs #private

[magmahearts]

[pm] But I don't need you to go anywhere for me. I need you to stay for me. And you never do. Nobody ever does. You say it hurts to see the people you love hurt, but I'm hurting, too. Right now, because you left, again, I'm hurting. And it's like you don't even

You know my dad said he'll never leave me? Ever? He said he wants to be here for me, so he will be. Like it's easy. Like it's that simple. And I'm thinking, like -- what if it is? What if it is that simple, and the reason no one else can do it is just because they don't want to? So do you just not want to?

[...]

Yeah. Of course, Metzli. Of course I know that. [user gets sick from lying.]

[pm] Am trying.

But I will return to my family soon. Once I know my friend is safe I will go back home where I belong.

Never know that I can have so many people to love. Never know I can have good reasons to do uncomfortable things but I have them now. It hurts to see people I love hurt but it feels right to be here.

You [...] know if you ever need me to go somewhere for you I will. I will do many things for you. [...] You are the reason I work hard to be good. You are a hero and am trying to be a hero for my friend. Be a hero like you. Hoping I can be strong like you until I can go home.

#muertarte #metzli: ireland #private

[magmahearts]

[pm] Which is [...] different than French. Right.

You do sound like that. Sorry.

[...]

Where did you learn how to hack people's accounts? You can't even use google.

[pm] I'm positive. Pretty sure he's meant to be... Norwegian or Swedish or something.

There's no way I sound like that. [user asks Monty if he sounds like that :/]

#chasseurdeloup #kaden: cookie thief #private

[magmahearts]

I will try to be nice to Janus as long as Janus is nice to me. I am not making any promises, though. That's a lesson you should learn, too. You can buy me an expensive meal.

You can come to my house as long as you promise to be nice to Janus. Then we can Uber for coffee and I might as well by such a wonderful person a nice expensive meal. [user is at peak suspicion because all she can think to do is be overly nice.]

#ashton taylor murphy #ashton: philanthropic #public

[magmahearts]

— Louise Glück, from “The Untrustworthy Speaker.”

#( tryna start a riot. // inspiration )

[magmahearts]

[pm] Really? Are you sure?

Dude, that's exactly how you sound. Did you not know?

[pm] That's not French.

Wait, do you think I sound like that?

#chasseurdeloup #kaden: cookie thief #private

[magmahearts]

Okay. Okay, yeah. I'll definitely come over, then. Do you want me to bring anything? Any snacks? Do zombies eat snacks that aren't brains? I don't know where to get brains.

Yeah, it's totally okay with me. I would love the company, and we haven't really hung out in a while.

#realmackross #mack: tv recs #public

[magmahearts]

[pm] I'm pretty sure he's French. [user attaches a video of the swedish chef, who is swedish.]

I just think it would be funny.

[pm] So you don't even know if this chef is French? Not every accent is a French one.

Putain de merde. Is there a reason you plan to tell people that?

#chasseurdeloup #kaden: cookie thief #private

[magmahearts]

I am being nice to you. No one is allowed to come to where I live right now.

Do you not want me to visit you? I thought you were going to be nice to me.

We had a deal.

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[magmahearts]

[........] That would be really nice, actually. If [...] it's okay with you.

Do you uh? Do you maybe want to come over and watch X-Men 97 with me?

#realmackross #mack: tv recs #private

[magmahearts]

You can't come to where I live. I can meet you somewhere else.

Where do you live?

I can’t wait to meet such a nice, lovely person.

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