Amazing forced perspective mosaic siding.
Photo via Jamie's Garden Shop
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I got more black cat mugs! :3
Restocking tomorrow (Friday at 5 pm ET) along with a brand new cup design I'll show tomorrow!
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putting on a cute jacket before I go experience extremely traumatizing horrors that no human should ever go through
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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago
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A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn’t want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs.
Half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end. That wouldn’t have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his buttocks terribly. But,he was so drunk that he didn’t know he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood,so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up something terrible. Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed. The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom. “Well, you really tied one on last night,” she said. “Where’d you go?” “I worked late,” he said, “and I stopped off for a couple of beers.” “A couple of beers? That’s a laugh,” she replied, “You got plastered last night. Where the heck did you go?” “What makes you so sure I got drunk last night,anyway?” “Well,” she replied, “my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror.”
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Preview's up for tomorrow's restock!
These & more will go live 4/25 at 5pm CT
🖤witchvamp.com🖤
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our new organic cotton button-up dress in our funeral design will be available for preorder on april 25th at noon eastern time!! 🪦
preorders will last until may 12th!
you can find more information on the upcoming preorders on my blog!
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You’re meeting the friend of a friend for the first time, who’s apparently an empath. When they shake your hand, they immediately rip their hand away from you.
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girl I would kill myself if I did that lol
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occasional posts from users
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what about a time loop you don't want to break huh ? a good moment that you never want to end, the tragedy of it all. if you're stuck inside the most peaceful moment of your life are you really stuck ?
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❤️🧡🤍🩷 HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK ❤️🧡🤍🩷
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