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Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person

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the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made

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big things happening in england

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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

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Please do not let debt collectors play in your face.

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to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:

Play Toys

Play Pretend

Snack Time

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little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it's the tense moment where they show their hand but it's a fantasy so they can't say things like "full house" or "royal flush" so they same some nonsense like "three crowns and a dead crow" and the crowd is like "oooOOHH" so we know that's good

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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It needed to happen sooner rather than later

Original post by @savefrog

Audio from @prozdvoices

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Uchikoshi is the only game developer of all time

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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder

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you bottle Miette??

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