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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

#I still can’t believe y’all did this to this man #AND HE STILL CAME OUT AS BISEXUAL #I’ve never been a fan of his but credit where credit is due #that’s king behavior

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nah we need to critique toxic hookup culture/casual sex and those who participate in it. your bpd hypersexuality is just preventing you from seeing that

my...my bpd hypersexuality...?????

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MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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They should invent books for girls

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please be patient with me im from the 1900s

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Joel Fry as Frenchie in Our Flag Means Death

#there’s no reason for me to be obsessed with him as much as I am #ofmd

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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH 🏴‍☠️ Izzy + Frenchie

#I’m not over it okay. #ofmd

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I just want to take this moment to fully appreciate first mate Frenchie, who is in fact first mate for 1 whole day against his will. In that time he does nothing Ed asks and helps kill him. Which means in fact he is the most successful first mate ever because he speed ran the first mate arch. He goes from loyal follower to Captain killer a whole 20ish years faster than Izzy. Go Frenchie Go.

#ofmd

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currently pissing myself over the way that the blackbeard-themed emo makeovers are serving SO much cunt. with one notable exception.

^slaying absolute penis

^utterly swagless. cringefail first mate. did not understand the assignment. go girl give us nothing.

#ok but he made up for it did he not #this was just an appeteaser if you will #ofmd

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the amount of sheer GENDER stored in these images should frankly be ILLEGAL

#is this a gender or a sexual orientation #either way yes #ofmd

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huge fan of this because there was no actual reason to mention the type of frosting on the cake except to specifically make it one that was not invented for another 100+ years. just for the bit.

#it’s not my thing and he’s SO valid for this #ofmd

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Our Flag Means Death 1x9 | 2x8 ⇉ Go Frenchie!!

#GO FRENCHIE #ofmd

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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#THE FUCKING DEATH DROP HUNTYYYYYYY #KING BEHAVIOR