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#I’m not counting Ryuu as a bear #pandas are technically closer to raccoons than bears

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

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why do you think you’re a woman?

because women are swagful and im also swagful. come on now this is rookie shit.

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#if anyone told me my chickens don’t love me #come out back #I’m fist fighting #they trust me as their rooster and that’s what matters #I love weird animal pets

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we've gone beyond driving a dead horse into the ground we're partaking in some kind of ritual meme sacrifice and i am all for it. mass-scale meme purge. the blood raining down on our faces and we're dancing and laughing

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Sneak peak of a Snowbaz bind I just finished 😊

It’s not a pairing I typically read but holy fuck was this story just insanely beautifully written. And the art on top of it??? Stunning.

@artsyunderstudy was kind enough to allow me to bind it and I’m so happy to have it on my shelf. Thank you! 💚💚

#I WANT SOMEONE TO BIND MY WRITINGNOMGGGGGG #so beautiful #I am feral about my ocs

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Love how in Mad Max 2, the villains were like a gay raider gang who wore leather daddy gear, who all had like feminine boytoys they had on their motorcycles. But because of the influence of Mad Max on post apocalyptic media, raider types are always wearing gay leather daddy gear.

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Hey guys I figured out how my school bullies knew I was weird

#yeah… #I mean I’m not autistic #but I did the same shit #it’s that sweet sweet ocd

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when the essay prompt lets me get a little autistic with it

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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Please be normal

#that about sums it up #stop treating non binary as an aesthetic

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My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.

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They should invent hrt that gives you fangs

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