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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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Pulverise me. put me in the meat grinder. then resurrect me because our star crossed love has been twisted and embedded into the plot with blood and barbed wire. also cus I have a great rack.
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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.
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gonna start sending this to ageless blogs that follow me
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i like weed because it makes me a little dumb and itโs nice to have a break from all the otherworldly knowledge i possess
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men over 300lbs. that's it. that's the post.
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stuffed and firm upper tummy + soft and squishy lower belly
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protea and yareli r canonically besties i can die in peace
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found you a new hat.
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this guy showed up in my mind when I was trying to fall asleep. Local Bunboy brags about being a pred to pick up cuties, but is a total liar about it. Like he talks big, and he might do some tricks, but in reality he gets bellyaches
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more tits and belly :)
(he/him)
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