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My Instagram comments had me rolling. Several people pointed out we also have Cortados from Spain, and Gilear had Italian wedding soup at one point. I absolutely love that this is all both a bit and cannon lore.

No matter how many examples of other countries we remember, the rule will remain: England. Doesn't. Exist. Her nickname may be British Kristen but (say it with me): England. Doesn't. Exist.

I love how all our brains are rotting in the same pattern 🥰

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the world needs to see this tweet

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Out of pure curiosity and fun!

#petpet park my beloved #i will never forget you #also i was a moshi monsters kid #and admittedly a lot of club penguin too #but petpet park man... i have the fondest memories of petpet park

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whats crazy about the x-men is that they have hundreds of characters with such deep backstories and rich potentials for storylines and then they dont fulfill on any of those and instead do mutant massacre for the 47th time

#the way i could actually do this #welcome to my fanfiction series where i pull a character's name out of a hat and give them more todo than marvel editorial probably ever ha #/j /unless

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it has been 2 days and i’ve already seen someone describe ruby and 15’s relationship as a sibling one . Wrong they are more like two uni students on a night out except they have a Time Machine and one is an 2000+ y/o alien

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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

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Job market these days is like

REMOTE BOOKKEEPING

$77/hour

90 years experience required

LOWES CART ATTENDANT

6months experience working for Lowe's required

OYSTER SHUCKER

Applicant must be comfortable with standing naked in smashed raw oysters 14 hours a day

BURGER FLIPPER

do not call us

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bees?

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reminder that donating just a few $ to gofundme campaigns actually helps, you don't have to donate huge amounts if you don't have the funds, every little bit is useful. give $10, $5, even $1. it all adds up. don't scroll past because you think you can't help. help in your own capacity. donate a dollar. share and speak up.

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It's this man's day, go wild

From me it's a messy paintover of that sketch from last year. I have to say, gold and turquoise are his colours for real

Also kewpie Cody for good measure

#this is GORGEOUS WOWZA

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There's always a bigger fish, Cody...

#this is so pretty!!! #i love mermay season babey

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Listen Up Columbia! — Portraits from a campus in crisis Photographed by Gabriella Gregor Splaver

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Holy shit. The Israeli whistleblower story CNN just broke is insane. I cannot believe what I’m reading

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Me n who

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Donate Insulin and medication to diabetics in Gaza

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the “cannibalism is inherently sexual and about love and so hot” crowd somehow turns out to be very put off when a rap song has the word pussy in it

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Blimey.

#fhjy spoilers #d20 spoilers