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We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

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We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

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"OMG girl how did you get so pretty 😍" delestrogen valerate injections and gay sex. next question

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Queer stuff is banned for sexuality because its not profitable enough

Pornbots run rampant because they pay the bills

Tumblr: Porn is banned! Selfies from trans people are also banned for some reason! We are banning everything that could be considered even remotely sexual whether it makes sense or not!!!

Also Tumblr:

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i love this gif im posting it everywhere today

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But op, have you considered.... what if?....

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This breaks my brain having just installed 16tb worth of PCI express storage on my pc...

September 2004

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This shit is so ugly you fucking idiot

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My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.

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it still feels like it should be 2013 tbh

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

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Fun science fact! The 'parasite cleanse' or 'worm removal' (you get the runs with weird string bits in it) they report is actually the lining of your intestines and stomach peeling off from damage.

watching people on tiktok consume borax is uh. something.

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🙂

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Theres no law saying you have to celebrate your birthday on your actual birthday

Seriously

Bday on a holiday? Do it a different day

Bday have trauma from years of bullshit? Do it a different day

Bday in winter but you wanna celebrate it in the summer? Okay. Do it. Just do it. Do it whenever.

Mine is new years eve plus a ton of trauma around that. I changed the celebration to my bottom surgery date which is funnily enough the same day as my partners.

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you know what. puppy tummy tuesday it is

first two: duppypuff, sleepyscreen, 3-5 by my gf caedachi <3

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"‘mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights’ you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It’s not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it’s about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure."

-twitter user nyetalia

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.