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mammoneythegreat · 14 minutes
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A civil conversation with your local lake fish sturgeon
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mammoneythegreat · 60 minutes
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BREAKING NEWS: unofficial father of the party runs out of newports and begins biting and kicking ankles. He seems to only be satiated by a big bowl of soup made by a dwarf with an impressive beard and also a round of shots.
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mammoneythegreat · 2 hours
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An SR-71 Blackbird once flew from LA to Washington DC in 64 minutes. Average speed of the flight: 2145mph.
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mammoneythegreat · 3 hours
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Day 3614 - 20 April 2024
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mammoneythegreat · 3 hours
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Dumb zukka content for my heart
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mammoneythegreat · 4 hours
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we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…
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mammoneythegreat · 5 hours
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mammoneythegreat · 6 hours
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whenever one of my posts is tagged #fave or whatever i like to take a look around in there, check the curation and all that, see how prestigious the club i've been inducted into is
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mammoneythegreat · 6 hours
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mammoneythegreat · 7 hours
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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care
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mammoneythegreat · 8 hours
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I apologize if there are any coincidences, I know that many have started to draw similar things, and the similarity of ideas is not uncommon! This fur coat is fluffy, like a sheep's o(〃^▽^〃)o
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mammoneythegreat · 9 hours
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This is basically what I'm picking up from opening social media over the last day
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mammoneythegreat · 10 hours
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call it a submachine the way it. uh. good lord
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mammoneythegreat · 11 hours
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Eyes on the thighs…. 😳 prize. I mean prize. 👀
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mammoneythegreat · 12 hours
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Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy
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mammoneythegreat · 13 hours
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since the cowboy and the samurai were both dying out in the 1800s i want an action adventure historically wildly inaccurate comic about the last cowboy and the last samurai teaming up BUT one of them is gay and the other doesn’t understand what being gay is and there are multiple comedic mishaps resulting from this
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mammoneythegreat · 13 hours
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“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.
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