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mandos-things · 5 months
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Maul - Smut Drabble
Hey guys! Second fic of the blog. Just a drabble, and my first attempt at smut in many years. In honour of the interview moment that made me lmao, Let me know what you think!
Warnings: 18+, contains smut, not really that graphic.
Note: Darth Maul x fem!reader
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He had you enraptured. Transfixed. Drowning. His smell, his voice, his touch -
The feel of his legs, biting into the thickness of your thighs and pushing slowly outwards. He laid you open, panting...begging.
The hotness of his hands moved from the table behind your buttocks to the sides of your face, and you melt for him.
You only just met the Zabrak, but you would live out eternity in the warmth of his soul.
He pushes you gently, lips curved in response to your whimper as he moves down...down...down... To where you want him most. To where you know you need him now.
You're insatiable. Maul bathes in your desperation.
He chuckles. Its rich and dark, and full of fevour. It reflects in his eyes. In the way they bore into your soul and through your insecurities.
"Relax, little one"- he purrs.
"You look perfect."
You keen at the reassurance, legs parting of their own volition. Hips enticingly thrust ever so slightly.
"Please."
"Mmh."
You don't see it, but you feel it. Invisible pressure that bind your hands to your sides, holds you tight and still for him, and you gasp-
"Fuck."
He moves, slowly at first, parting your folds with featherlike curiosity, he admires you...unravels you.
He moans at the sight of you soaked, your body desperate and aching.
"Maul-"
"Patience, little one."
"Let me take my time with you."
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mandos-things · 5 months
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Cold - Geralt of Rivia
Relationship: Geralt x gn!reader
Warnings: mild swearing, nothing but fluff
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“You’re chattering.”
“Am not.”
Jaskiers snores ripped through the silence of the forest.
You, Geralt and Jaskier made camp not far from the main road. The night air was light, relentless. Despite the crackling of the fire, the air tore right through your covers and into your very bones.
“Mm. Suppose its a squirrel then. Must be dearly regretting not buying the extra skins their wise friend had suggested they buy only two towns over.”
“F-fuck off,” you shivered. You would’ve laughed at his Geralt-like attempt at a joke if you weren’t so fucking freezing…
“Come here,” the gruffness of his voice slices through your regret-riddled thoughts.
“Wh-what?”
He deeply sighs, and moves to hold open his thick fur coat. An invitation. One that any other day you would’ve had the sense to question.
But you would sacrifice your dignity for warmth tonight.
So you shuffled, albeit clumsily to where he sat, just next to a fallen log. You pretend you don’t see the little smirk he makes as you trip and shake your way over to him.
“A-Asshat,” you huff as you move to lay down, his arm moving to rest over your waist once you’ve settled.
You breathe a relieved sigh at the heat. His warmth hugged you tightly, shivers dying down with every stroke of his hand along your spine.
“Mmmthankyou,” you sleepily murmur. He kisses the top of your head in response.
“We’ll stock up again tomorrow.”
His other hand rests lovingly along the side of your face.
“Rest now, little one. I’ve got you.”
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mandos-things · 9 months
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MARGOT ROBBIE
Photographed by Marrio Sorrenti for Vogue Australia (2023)
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mandos-things · 1 year
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this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this
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I was there the day the strength of tumblr staff failed.
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mandos-things · 1 year
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With Scooby Doo trending I am here to remind everyone of the masterpiece that is Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated.
I haven't seen Velma but if you want a more edgy carton of scooby doo this is the show for you
You want Himbo Fred? Got it. Want the gang to actually like each other with the found family trope? Got it. Want the characters to be likable? Got it. Not to mention all the implied and off-screen death. Highly recommended, please watch you won't be disappointed,
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mandos-things · 1 year
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THIS is how you create characters. don't know what the hell was going on on HBO
Thinking about how I would write an adult Scooby-Doo series, because I think it can be done.
The first thing I’d do is make the characters actually be adults.  Still young, but adults, in the mid to late 20s range.  Mystery Inc. is a private detective type business that they run together.  In this universe, the supernatural/ghosts/etc are real, but not necessarily common, so when they take on a case, the culprit might be a person disguised as a monster, or it might actually be a real ghost.  The stakes can be higher; sometimes a bad guy is legitimately trying to kill them.  Sometimes the mystery they’re trying to solve is a murder.  Sometimes they actually get hurt on their cases.
Fred: the core of Fred’s character should be that he’s incredibly kind.  Like, give a stranger the shirt off his back kind.  The “Fred can’t talk to potential clients because he might take a case for free and we need to eat” kind.  He’s an honest and good person and sometimes gets himself into trouble because he assumes other people are too.  While he’s not very good at reading people or noticing ulterior motives, he’s brilliant when it comes to mechanical or engineering type stuff, so he’s the one who keeps the mystery machine running, builds their gadgets, and of course, designs the traps.
Daphne: she comes from old money, and her parents absolutely despise her life choices, to the point where they haven’t officially disowned her, but they have basically cut her off, so she doesn’t actually have access to any family money.  Growing up wealthy has granted her a variety of skills, including speaking multiple languages, horseback riding, and fencing.  She’s very into fashion and jewelry (even if she can’t afford it anymore) and has extensive knowledge of both that can occasionally provide a vital clue in a case. And even though her parents have cut her off, Daphne still has a wide network of contacts she can ask for favors sometimes, because she’s personable, and people tend to like her.  Daphne is also very emotionally intelligent, and is usually the one who can spot when someone is lying to them.
Side note - I ship Fred and Daphne, so I think I would start them off as an established couple for this universe.  Dating, engaged, married, I don’t care.  They are stupidly in love, ride or die for each other.  There’s no will they, won’t they, no worries about cheating.  They are in a healthy, happy, loving relationship, and no one (not even Daphne’s disapproving parents) are going to mess that up for them.
Velma: she is the forensics nerd who sometimes gets super excited about the wrong thing at the wrong time (”He was mummified in seconds? That’s so cool!” “Velma!  His wife is standing right there!” “Oh.  Sorry.”).  She’s not purposely insensitive, she just gets laser focused on her work and forgets to filter herself sometimes.  She’s also the one who can get so fixated on solving whatever mystery they’re working on, she’s willing to bend or maybe break laws.  Is breaking and entering really so bad?  Not if it gets them answers.
Shaggy: he is still the comic relief, but he’s the comic relief by being the only person in the group that actually has common sense.  He manages the business’s finances, he’s the only one who knows how to cook, and the others tease him for being a coward sometimes, but Shaggy maintains that if a ghost with an axe is coming for you, running is the only sensible option.  He should also have a range of random knowledge that sounds useless, but sometimes saves the day (ex ventriloquism, origami, the history of spoons, etc).
Scooby: as this is a universe where supernatural creatures exist, Scooby is an ancient eldritch type being that took a shine to Shaggy when he was a kid, and took the form of a talking dog to befriend and hang out with him.  Aside from the talking dog bit and not aging, he never uses his powers in a way that anyone notices.  The audience is not told upfront that Scooby is an ancient eldritch being; it should slowly be hinted at throughout the series so the audience put it together, but the characters never realize it.  Scooby genuinely considers Shaggy to be his best friend, and cares about the rest of the gang too.
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THE LAST OF US episode 1 + tumblr/reddit text posts
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THE LAST OF US tv show / video game
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The Velma show: we are going to be a gritty and more adult animated Scooby Doo! We are completely changing the formula!
Happy Halloween Scooby Doo (2020), Scoobynatrual (2018), Scooby-Doo mystery Incorporated (2010), Scooby-Doo zombie Island (1998):
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mandos-things · 1 year
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this post is KILLING me what in the patriarchy
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mandos-things · 1 year
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Neil Druckmann adding more Sarah screen time, knowing people who haven’t played the games will become attached to her:
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people wanting tumblr clout is so funny to me. like girl you're fighting for a window seat in the clown car
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Love how ads only have to keep showing up for a couple days before we're all collectively like
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