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You guys really liked my last poll so

#ocean #for obvious reasons

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me, after posting something: GOD IM SO CRINGE

tags: hehe i like this drawing :)

me: oh hehe they like this drawing :)

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von karma siblings are so funny. edgeworths super critical of the supernatural and is a firm non-believer and meanwhile franziskas like "heres a photo of maya fey being possesed. accept it into evidence"

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So, it's come to this.

#I can’t betray my fellow big titty bitches I’m SORRY Iroh

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Honestly I think there’ll never be a line of dolls as cunt as Novi Stars. I don’t know what anyone was thinking discontinuing those. They’re so fucking interesting and creative

#someday. when I have money.

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

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shame that no one puts bait under a box propped up by a stick anymore. because of woke

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Jerking off destroys your root chakra but they don’t tell you that destroying your root chakra is a good thing actually

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note from blogrunner: yes, we've definitely had a poll like this before, but enough time has passed and there's a lot more people following this blog now

#named myself after miles edgeworth lmao

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Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me

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folks what do you think my sexuality(ies) are based on vibes alone. I'm curious

don't be afraid to say whatever comes to mind I just wanna know

also whoever gets it right first gets to have a free doodle of whatever they want ☆

#queer and aspec maybe? #demi specifically? #idk you vibe like you don’t stress about labels too hard

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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

#me about wandering albatrosses #because I WOULD. I would #they can fly continuously for LONGER THAN A COMMERCIAL JET #HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT

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LGBT gyoza...

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#I shower every day #mostly because I love showers

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM