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Sacabambaspis Friday

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MY AUNT MENTIONED DUMPLINGS TO MY UNCLE IN PASSING. THE UNCLE THAT WAS IN LIKE A MINI COMA/SEDATIVES, RIGHT. HE OPENED HIS EYE(S?) FOR THAT.

#i am. going to cause him harm when we get up there tomorrow hooooooooly shit hgjhdgskmds #NOT YOUR /KIDS/ OR (SEVEN) SIBLINGS OR YOUR /WIFE/ BUT LIKE. DUMPLINGS. #THATS WHAT DOES IT FOR YOU. IM GOING TO PEEL YOU LIKE A GRAPE. #on one hand; thats so fuckgin funny and i cant believe being Like That runs in our family #on the other hand. knife. #A WEEK. A /FULL WEEK/ HES BEEN OUT.

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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

#like clifford (affectionate)

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

#I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU #OUUUUUUUU YOURE SO FUCKIGN LITTLE <3333 #marine bio tag

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photos of dog

#yeah <3333 #pikmin

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Another one picked out by the Patreon

#HELL YEAH HJGDSJKGMDSGDS

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I know that Nintendo gets a lot of hate, but honestly, I think they should be hated even more.

#fuck nintendo

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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It’s too much power knowing it’s only like $20 to make a custom shirt.

#ohhh dont tempt me thats so fukcign good

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He’s ur friend righ t ?!? !

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(mambo number 5)

Little baby animals in my life,

Little baby animals my oh my :)

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Imagine your f/o lending you their sweater, coat, rings, or something they wear often as a way of showing their closeness and affection for you. It's something they may not normally do with just anyone, so gifting this to you is something personal, it signifies something deeper to them.

#finn putting his nastyass (affectionate sososo fucking affectionate) hat on me #something somethign dont share what goes in your hair or w/e it was they told me in like #kindergarten?? yeah #btu im giving him his bi-monthly hose down/power wash And get to wear the hat or something. safe keeping. #that or like. god does he still have his backpack??? helping him patch the poor thing up maybe #maybe even diggin out the ole Lute Suit Hat...........................

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wait wtf is cream soda

#happy tag #favorite

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boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

#happy tag

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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

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