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when the story is just not working, but you keep writing anyway

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I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

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I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

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The Grumps being told teens are out there willingly eating fucking tide pods and getting poisoned is somehow such a mood.

The confusion is palpable. 

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when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries

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I feel pretty embarrassed I drew this lol 

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You can make as much art of Wendy as a smug anime girl as you want, it won’t change who the best fast food mascot really is

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the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

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The modern adventures of Han and Ben Kylo 

Ben keeps telling everyone Han is dead. It’s wishful thinking (yeah, I had to do the meme)

The rest of the series is here

#the force awakens spoilers #this is gold omg #love it

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sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

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i love experiencing how my classmates work to avoid misgendering me. for instance, today one classmate greeted the rest of our small group: “All right ladies and gentlemen — and Avery”

another time a classmate went: “Pardon me, ma’am — uh, sir, uh….esteemed one”

and, my absolute fave: “Hey ladies! — and gentleThem”

i love these moments both because they’re humorous and because they show how hard these folks are trying! it’s not about getting it right every time at first, but consistently correcting yourself!

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:)))

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me: i’m going to write today!!

also me:

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Brad Bird told The McKinsey Quarterly in 2008, “The Incredibles was everything that computer-generated animation had trouble doing. It had human characters. It had hair. It had fire. It had a massive number of sets. The technical team took one look and thought, ‘This will take ten years and cost $500 million. How are we possibly going to do this?’

“So I said, ‘Give us the black sheep. I want artists who are frustrated. I want ones who have another way of doing things that nobody’s listening to. Give us all the guys who are probably headed out the door’. A lot of them were malcontents because they saw different ways of doing things, but there was little opportunity to try them, since the established way was working very, very well.

“We gave the black sheep a chance to prove their theories, and we changed the way a number of things are done here (at Pixar). For less money per minute than was spent on the previous film, Finding Nemo, we did a movie that had three times the number of sets and had everything that was hard to do. All this because the heads of Pixar gave us leave to try crazy ideas. [x]

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Merry Christmas everyone~~~૮( ๑'ꇴ'๑)ა