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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

#mutual. reblog

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

#20.8% #I'm guessing it's because I'm sometimes late and not tidy

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i'm sorry (not) to people who know me irl

#I apologise to everyone in a few weeks time when my queue gets down to the dozens of legally blonde the musical posts

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One of my least favorite mental illness things is "hungry but dont feel like eating" and its companions "hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal," "hungry but can't make anything," and "hungry, want to eat, but why bother"

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Oh I'm so sure it was intentional, he has that sample of the "subtext" perfume in his pocket and he dabs it on right before he leans in 👀

everyday i think of that part in legally blonde the musical when at the end of “take it like a man” when they hug and emmett tilts his head juuuust a little teeney weeney bit almost like to kiss her and she just hugs him. like damn.

#I have been analysing that moment all week #legally blonde the musical

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#BALTO MY BELOVED

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TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.

via reddit.com

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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

#flip flopping between several atm #I live inside you forever NO with satan himself by my side NOOOO #with little miss Woods comma Elle #which for some reason keeps feeding into heather heather heather from heathers

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When Phryne kisses Dot on the forehead and leaves a lipstick mark I- 🥺🥺 reblog if you agree

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you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today

#got a high five off a friend at work and a hug from another I've not seen in ages

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thank you for liking my posts. im kissing your forehead right now. do you feel it.

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Me: I haven't been able to stop thinking about that show clip for days, maybe watching the whole show will finally shut my brain up

Me, after watching the show: by Talos this can't be happening

#for me this is about legally blonde the musical but it's applicable to a lot of things for me and no doubt for others too #rotating christian borle's emmett in my mind like a fidget toy #legally blonde musical

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Reblog this to give the person you reblogged from a heart shaped cookie