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me: how many words have i written

is it a million

is it TWO million

word counter: 409 words

me: LIES

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every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face

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Harry: and there's me on my first day at Hogwarts

James: you haven't changed

Harry: thanks James

James: no, I mean you haven't changed your clothes

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you: what's wrong

me: nothing

me, internally: why is dumbledore lauded as the best thing that every happened to the wizarding world when professor minerva mcgonagall, o.m (first class), was clearly more deserving of that title. she actually stood up more to umbridge than dumbledore did, and was more of a guiding force to her students than dumbledore was, actually personally helping them with their studies whereas dumbledore was only interested in harry potter. mcongagall took four stunning spells to the chest and came back angrier; she stood up to death eaters and snape and voldemort and even neville's grandmother, and it is a crime that she never got acknowledged for that in universe

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this was a historical moment in television

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Someone: bisexuals aren't attracted to everyone!!!!

Me, a bisexual who falls in love with anyone who ever does anything nice for me, including the girl who once held a door open for me whom I never saw again: hmm yess same i agree

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I will never understand how someone can finish a book, like it and then just go on living. I have to go look for all of the fan art and fanfiction that has ever been published. Do deep character analysis, see what other people think of it, and basically just scroll down the book’s tumblr tag for HOURS looking at everything that’s already been discussed about it then imerse myself in the fandom so much it will consume my every thought for at least the coming week.

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Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years, they can still surprise you.

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Goblet of Fire + colors

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I have nothing against the only movie people however I have so much against the only movie people who think they know everything there’s to know about Harry Potter.

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Me when I first read HP: OMG ronmione is perf. Like Otp of Otps. Rowling knows exactly what she's doing!

Me now: OMG ronmione is perf. Like Otp of Otps. Rowling knows exactly what she's doing

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Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.