marchofthekillerqueen

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What candy you buy from me at concessions says about you

Swedish fish: you have unaddressed antisocial and narcissistic traits. People in your life are afraid to tell you how they really feel about you

Hot tamales: you’re just plain fucked up. You were never quite young as much as you were just pre-old

Snickers bar: you’re hungry. Your kids made you see this movie

Haribo goldbears: Manchild/womanchild

Milk duds: you’re normal

Sour patch kids: You lack impulse control

Reese’s cups: You lack dignity

Plain m&ms: You’re an “old soul”

Peanut m&ms: you’re deluding yourself

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me and my big stupid cock... 😞 *kicks a tin can down the street with my head hunched over*

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“Dababy has been canceled” sounds like something I would text a college hook up after an abortion.

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I'm so angry I could piss glue

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

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tweets that changed the world

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‘Top’

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DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

#I think of this post ever time I remember I have a degree