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🐱 Oriental Shorthair

📸 Inna Frunze [Otornasse]

🎨 Black

#this beast is me according to wife. im blessed

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antwithabindle.com/careers

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Measured in letters, not syllables. Please do *not* put your deadname in the tags, I don't want to know that

#crazy how its exactly the same length . a few of the same letters #but totally different vibe 😂

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

#BABBBBYYY

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You're fetishizing the wrong part of the tgirl. It's not her girldick that's the best part- it's her sensitive growing breasts. You can be so gentle and she'll still let out little moans. Or you can be rough and the soft delicate flesh will mark up easily.

#T GIRL TITTIES

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ive been in this work bathroom for twenty gay years

#on the rob

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they should invent a wife you can snuggle with every night wdym shes not here what the hell