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“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”

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do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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“we were lovers in a past life” trope but the current incarnations are enemy-to-lovers trope. when. 

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which is definitely not an omen

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windows home screen throwing out a rather intense scenario today

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Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live

Me approaching the end of March:

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if you were the toriel cosplayer who gave me a blowjob at dragoncon, PLEASE inbox me. i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

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the united states should not exist reblog if you agree

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im the bug that your parents say is more scared of you than you are of me

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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Rosier twins sketch