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[marspalms]

Mikazuki: Orga is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Eugene: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Akihiro: Tackle him.

Shino: Kick him in the shin.

Orga: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

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[marspalms]

Eugene: Why do you look like that?

Orga, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Eugene: Like you’re dead.

Orga: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Biscuit: Orga accidentally called Mikazuki “babe” in front of everyone today.

Orga: *sobs into the floor*

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[marspalms]

*The squad right before Orga and Mikazuki's wedding*

Akihiro: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Eugene: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Yamagi: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Shino: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Biscuit, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

#added yamagi cuz he's dating shino in my world #mikazuki augus #orga itsuka #norba shino #eugene sevenstark #akihiro atland #biscuit griffon #orgamika #orumika #gundam ibo #tekketsu no orphans #gundam iron blooded orphans #ibo incorrect quotes

[marspalms]

Mikazuki: Bye Orga! Bye Biscuit! Bye Akihiro! Bye Eugene! Bye Orga!

Eugene: You said ‘bye Orga’ twice.

Mikazuki: I like Orga.

#mikazuki augus #orga itsuka #eugene sevenstark #orgamika #orumika #gundam ibo #tekketsu no orphans #gundam iron blooded orphans #ibo incorrect quotes

[marspalms]

Orga: What’s something you guys are better than Mika at?

Shino: Mario Kart.

Hush: Yeah, video games.

Eugene: Emotional vulnerability.

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[marspalms]

Biscuit: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Eugene: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Mikazuki: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Shino: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Orga: My moral code, is that you?

Biscuit:

Biscuit: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

#mikazuki augus #orga itsuka #norba shino #eugene sevenstark #biscuit griffon #gundam ibo #tekketsu no orphans #gundam iron blooded orphans #ibo incorrect quotes

[marspalms]

Eugene: Mikazuki isn’t answering their phone

Orga: I’ll call

Eugene: Biscuit and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Mikazuki: Hello?

#mikazuki augus #orga itsuka #eugene sevenstark #biscuit griffon #orgamika #orumika #gundam ibo #tekketsu no orphans #gundam iron blooded orphans #ibo incorrect quotes

[marspalms]

Biscuit: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Orga: Stop romanticizing the past.

#orga itsuka #biscuit griffon #gundam ibo #gundam iron blooded orphans #tekketsu no orphans #ibo incorrect quotes

[marspalms]

Mikazuki, pointing: May I sit there?

Orga: That's my lap

Mikazuki: That doesn't answer my question, Orga.

#mikazuki augus #orga itsuka #orgamika #orumika #gundam ibo #tekketsu no orphans #gundam iron blooded orphans #ibo incorrect quotes

[marspalms]

Orga: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Mikazuki: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Orga: Absolutely not.

#mikazuki augus #orga itsuka #orgamika #orumika #gundam ibo #tekketsu no orphans #gundam iron blooded orphans #ibo incorrect quotes

[marspalms]

Eugene: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Mikazuki, not looking up from his plate: Spear.

Eugene: BLOCKED.

#mikazuki augus #eugene sevenstark #gundam ibo #tekketsu no orphans #gundam iron blooded orphans #ibo incorrect quotes

[marspalms]

Kudelia: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Mikazuki: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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[marspalms]

Shino: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Orga: What did you do?

Shino: Nobody died.

Orga: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

#orga itsuka #norba shino #gundam ibo #tekketsu no orphans #gundam iron blooded orphans #ibo incorrect quotes

[marspalms]

Eugene: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Shino: You and me!!!

Eugene, tearing up: Okay.

#norba shino #eugene sevenstark #gundam ibo #tekketsu no orphans #gundam iron blooded orphans #ibo incorrect quotes

[marspalms]

Merribit: Okay, truth or dare?

Orga: Truth

Merribit: How many hours have you slept this week?

Orga:

Orga: ...Dare

Merribit: Go to bed.

Orga: I don’t like this game.

#orga itsuka #merribit #gundam ibo #tekketsu no orphans #gundam iron blooded orphans #ibo incorrect quotes

[marspalms]

Shino: How petty can you get?

Eugene: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

#norba shino #eugene sevenstark #gundam ibo #tekketsu no orphans #gundam iron blooded orphans #ibo incorrect quotes

[marspalms]

Eugene: Shino and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Shino: Sentences.

Eugene: Don't interrupt me.

#norba shino #eugene sevenstark #gundam ibo #tekketsu no orphans #gundam iron blooded orphans #ibo incorrect quotes