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u know those mutuals who you are like silent buddies with and you never talk to each other but you reblog each others stuff and when you see them on you’re dash you’re like yooooo thats my bud!! 

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I have two sons. Raising boys in this world is difficult. You do everything in your power to avoid raising proto-bullies, to avoid raising proto-misogynists, to avoid all the evil tropes of masculinity we are confronted by everyday.

- Cillian Murphy

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The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

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girlhood is staying up late to read the top posts in an x reader tag

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move i’m feeling abnormal about large wide big dad bod hotch again

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The first thing I do when I’m writing fanfiction.

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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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Non-medical extremists are destroying women.

#WarOnWomen

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what’s the point of all the stupid stuff like the ick and the three month rule and don’t call/text before three days and wait a certain amount of time before I love you and you can’t move in or get engaged before XYZ like what the fuck just? i don’t get it like if you like someone I don’t understand why you won’t just talk to them and spend time with them? i just don’t understand any of it I don’t understand why u can’t just…do stuff? why u can’t just text that person? the only thing stopping you is some people saying it’s Wrong ❌ to do it before a set amount of time? for what? ???????

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me in bed at 2:47 am after reading the most scrumptious, obscene, mind-blowing smut ever written that made me discover kinks I didn't know I had

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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can i fix him? no. can i make him worse? most definitely, but above all can i kiss him tenderly and full of love? of COURSE

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old faces series masterlist

poly!Rowaelin x f!Reader

Summary: you and Rowan meet again after seven years, and deal with the fall-out of a secret. 

Series Warnings: drinking, death, grief, violence, injuries, incest jokes, flashbacks/ptsd, mentions of pregnancy/birth

one // two // three // four // five // six // seven // eight // nine // ten // eleven // twelve // thirteen // fourteen // fifteen

if you want to be added to the taglist you can comment under any part/this post or send me an ask/message :)

#rowaelin rec #rowan rec #aelin rec