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This makes me feel so much better about giving stuffies to my ferrets

Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

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I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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I haven’t done realism in at least 5 months ugh

Reblogs appreciated lmao

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@marxist-dykelectics you're my little stuffie

*thru tears* what if... i was a little stuffed animal. and you lvoed me so much? and hugged me to sleep and i was your favourite and andnyou always missed me when you couldn't cuddle me and whenever you woke uppl and saw me fallen by the side of the bed you'd go "oh no!!" and you'd pick me up and give me a big squeeze for being so brave down the side of the bed

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im a proud "ive never used chat gpt" user btw

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I clicked no, but if money and science would allow I'd add a second dick just to enrage JK Rowling

no results option just wait for the poll to end if you aren't the target audience :)

pls reblog for bigger sample size <3

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Words that feels like a slur against a marginalized group that hasn't even been invented yet

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Amazing note from baby me:

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I don't know anything about her personality,, but visually Rumiko Takahashi looks like the antithesis of a Karen

#rumiko takahashi

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forgor his pants. how embarrassing

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this video now

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