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a kid today was telling me that his mom found a fat head of LeBron at the dollar tree, so he put it up in his bedroom next to his bed, so he can admire him as he drifts off to sleep

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the way this world is going...it's like someone let the pigeon drive the bus.

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US public: hey could you maybe fix some of our roads and bridges?

US Congress: say no more...

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no Kaelyb.. you are not a "Grand Master Rizzard"

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my knees r always sore and tight feeling. I think having someone pull my feet to stretch my legs would feel rly good actually. all loosey goosey

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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

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bf and I broke up and now my tiktok algorithm is just videos about breaking up. thank GOD my smart TV heard my crying and catered my algorithm accordingly..now that's service!

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bluey is such a wholesome show. and did you see sesame street yesterday? the stuff about the letter B really hit me right in the feels.

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tony soprano privacy rights activist

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went to sonic today for 99c corndog day and the lady literally gasped, put her hand over her mouth, and was like YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL. being a blonde really is more fun wtf

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Sick hair bro

thx

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I'm obsessed with this color

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I bleached my hair to go rly light purple instead of dark but now im like wait. I love the blonde. so that's where I'm at. idk what color my hair will be tomorrow

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stepped on the scale and it said low. me and my tight little body #thinspo

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goin 2 busters w my boo boo bear

my birthday is Friday. what do I want to do for my birthday. I have no idea what to do but everyone KEEPS ASKING

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my birthday is Friday. what do I want to do for my birthday. I have no idea what to do but everyone KEEPS ASKING