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"Mom, am I a polar bear?"

"Yes, you are."

"But really... Polar polar polar bear?"

"Yes, you are, but why?"

"Because I'm COLD!"

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Meet señor salchicha 🐶🌭

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Not queer as in "queer is not a slur" but queer as in "I do not give a fuck if its a slur, you don't get to censor my identity regardless". Queer as in "I HOPE my identity upsets you". Queer as in "my identity is not only a slur but a threat"

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Being cursed with good comprehension is looking at a character and thinking: They would not listen to Taylor Swift. Something too many people in any fandom fail to comprehend.

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was stopped in my tracks by this shitty comic while digging through old files 💀

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슬램덩크중

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#dude this poll is giving me a crisis #i tolerate but i wish it didn't happen #which is the same for pronouns #and food and organisation and films #now i wanna cry #and i want to do what I want

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hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

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Thanks to everyone who voted!

My point is definitely proved, as in: crossing one's arms over their chest is not universally interpreted as "learning and helping", unlike what my boss said.

She sent me spiralling down unreality after one hour and a half of a delirious one-way conversation she forced me to have with her and honestly: this poll, your votes, the comments of those of you who voted "other"... Thank you guys. I love this hellish site.

Thank you, please reblog for a bigger sized sample if you feel like it, I'm trying to prove a point to my boss.

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me writing: i am a god and reality bends to my whims

me proofreading: im too stupid to be alive

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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i feel so fucking cold its insane. why the fuck did winter come back

#MOOD #i don't want summer right now but can we please have some spring #I'M SUFFERING ALL THOSE ALLERGIES AND FOR WHAT

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Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?

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I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

#hanahaki vibes