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gohan is the funniest ever version of a burnt out gifted kid because the thing he’s burnt out on is having superpowered martial arts abilities. by every other metric he’s a very stable and successful adult man but nobody in his life except his wife and mother care about that shit, and they all call him a washed up loser because he doesn’t want to shoot energy beams at aliens anymore.

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character who;s doomed form the start but not because of tragedy or anything but because they're a woman and their writer is a misogynist

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Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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new post but im shy so nobody gets to read it

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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

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come over and smash my head into the wall for me

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fog of war in the grocery store

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I’m obsessed with this video

#3 bears and 10000 rats certified hood classic 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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but really why did that cop go down the slide with his body face down and completely slack

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"i'm coming over, you better not be freeing your mind at night"

the lonely stoner:

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i love that motorcycles exist. like i'm genuinely so glad that someone was like "what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole"

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