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hello everynyan

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heyyy who up snorfing and sneefing?!?

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saw this last night

#[pat voice] what a mysterious text post #theyre gay your honor #i interupted date night im so sorry gentlemen

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the gang's all here!!

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heartening saga honestly

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they need to stop giving you bread with butter at restaurants before your actual meal. nobody can survive that test.

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fuck america

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💚🌿SHOP REOPENING🌿💚

▫️New and old FFXIV, Critical Role and D&D merch

▫️Closes on Friday July 7th

L I N K

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"Where once I craved vengeance, I now crave rest."

Available as a print, keychain and bookmark on my SHOP!

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"The joy you have known, the pain you have felt, the prayers you have whispered and answered—they shall ever be your strength and your comfort."

Available as a print, keychain and bookmark on my SHOP!

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when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

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crystal exarch: g'raha tia wasnt in the tower when i got there

wol: did you look? did you look under things? he's a bit of a manlet. more of a scale miniature of a person, really. did you look down ever at all? he could've been standing right in front of you and you just missed him

crystal exarch: *choking back tears* there was no such person

#; __ ;

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Forgot to share this thought I had

#we love a nasty old man!!!!!!!!!

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kiryu would watch tom and jerry with haruka and every so often hed do a little smirk and go Heh.

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#me at fanfest at the end of this month

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Once you care a little about lettering and fonts there’s no coming back

(Top to bottom fonts are: anime ace, back issues, minceraft regular, white rabbit, vcr osd mono, and determination snas

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if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle 

#you summon me and im in my fuckin jammies gripping my weighted blanket and my stuffed animal