mattscoquette

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https://www.tumblr.com/mattscoquette/749153508532666368/making-slime-with-mattheheh

what does milk have to do with slime i’m confused

i think they mean using his cum 😭😭😭

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo

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making slime with matt…heheh…🥛🥛

ain’t no way 😭😭😭

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo

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chris’s silly ass would forget where the remote was and immediately send his kids off to bed

their eyes would be covered SO QUICKLY

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo

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https://www.tumblr.com/mattscoquette/749151970504409088/having-a-family-movie-night-with-matt-and-the-kids

“lemme just uh, skip right past this.”

lmfaoo he’d so so on edge the rest of the movie in case smthn like that happens again 😭

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo

[mattscoquette]

having a family movie night with matt and the kids and a sex scene comes on

omg he’d be snatching that remote real quick to skip past it

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo

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matt’s daughter asking him for bail money (it’s not for her…it’s for her loser boyfriend that he could’ve sworn he told her to break up with)

oh my gosh 😭😭 matt would be so protective of his daughter i could NOT see this happening.

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo

[mattscoquette]

https://www.tumblr.com/mattscoquette/749150914483535872/httpswwwtumblrcommattscoquette74915066933482

MEANWHILE HES TRYNA KINK YOU OUT

LMFAOO 😭😭😭

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo

[mattscoquette]

chris's kids are his twinsss

chris’ kids are absolute spitting images of him

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo

[mattscoquette]

https://www.tumblr.com/mattscoquette/749150669334822912/httpswwwtumblrcommattscoquette74915030931675

you heart dropping to your damn knees when you feel him massaging your ass instead of your back

lmfaoo 😭😭

u lowk getting pissed off bc u have this knot in your shoulder u need kinked out

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo

[mattscoquette]

https://www.tumblr.com/mattscoquette/749150309316755456/asking-matt-for-a-simple-back-massage-and-the-next

this is exactly how the twins were conceived and every since then, you made sure you sat up while he gave you back massages

oh my god yes 😭

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo

[mattscoquette]

https://www.tumblr.com/mattscoquette/749150443050041344/matts-daughter-dating-his-sons-best-friend-the

AND MATTS SO INVESTED EATING HIS POPCORN LMAOOOO

omg fr 😭😭 you’d be trying to settle the drama between your kids while matt is in the other room listening texting chris with the play by play

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo

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MATTS DAUGHTER DATING HIS SON'S BEST FRIEND. THE BEEF BETWEEN THEM WOULD BE CRAZY

omggg this would be so messy 😭

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo

[mattscoquette]

AND THEN MATTS KIDS AND CHRIS'S KIDS WOULD BE BESTIES

yes oh my god 😭😭

no matter their age difference they are all best friends and best believe between nick matt and chris they are planning a cousins day with their uncles every other weekend

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo #chris sturniolo

[mattscoquette]

asking matt for a simple back massage and the next thing you know—or let’s just say—you’re holding on to your pillow for dear life

this man is sooo handsy everytime he touches u his hands make their way alllll over your body

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo

[mattscoquette]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL9Dsc4V/

m…..

omggg 🔗

gamer matt is my fav

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo

[mattscoquette]

https://www.tumblr.com/mattscoquette/749149627349188608/chris-definitely-chokes-on-mcdonalds-sprite

his eyes would go from 🔵🔵 to 🔴🔴

LMFAO FR

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo

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MATTS KIDS WOULD BE BESTIES W CHRIS

AWW YES chris would take them out every weekend

he loves it because it like having his own kids minus the commitment 😭😭 after they’re about like four though chris realizes how badly he wants his own

#𝐫’𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 💌˳༄ ⋆.˚ #𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo #chris sturniolo