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my wife is a bitch, etc

leon draisaitl | RAW | 01/18/2022

#leon gives no fucks and I respect him for that #i aspire to be him #leon draisaitl #Edmonton oilers

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tbh the most honourable thing a man can do is serve cunt and wear one single earring

#leon draisaitl energy

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Timmi going off to play in Ottawa and he gets a Third boyfriend bc he needs one to keep him company and Lukas is the "he is pain in my assholes" tiktok sound when referring to Brady

"I date Tim, he must date Tim"

"I sleep with Tim, he must sleep with Tim"

"I flirt with Tim in German, he cannot afford. Great success :)"

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The real reason Brady isn't signing is because he had a gay awakening over Tim Stützle and now doesn't know how to address him since Tim got a gf

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Lukas really went to Chicago and said "give me your freshest tw*nk"

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Lukas and Colton are hanging out.... boyfriends?

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Hey this is a side blog, if you have me blocked on my main account which is @timstuetzle, PLEASE do not follow this account. I have no way to contact you to tell you to unfollow me and I literally have to go to the desktop site to block you from here.

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MattDrai AU where they're both single dads living in the same town (non hockey) and were rivals in high school but their kids go to the same elementary school and end up being best friends and doing all sorts of extra curriculars together meaning MattDrai have to awkwardly sit in the same room for hours each week while their kids are BFFs. And anyway it makes them both slowly realize they like eachother.

#mattdrai

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So when are people gonna talk about how Brady definitely fucked Tim into the mattress after his hatty

#.timbrady

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#.timbrady #tim stützle/brady tkachuk

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#.lukas/mo

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#.mattdrai #mattdrai #matthew tkachuk/leon draisaitl

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cat boy timmy!

bless @moritzseider for showing me this

#tim stützle #ottawa senators #HOMO ALERT #he's like this for why

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"I've got a lover, a love like religion. I'm such a fool for sacrifice." | based on @joshnorriss 's fic cigarette breaks

#.timbrady #idk where this came from I was just listening to coming down and it reminded me of cigarette breaks

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Feeling very Trans!Matty/Leon today.

#.mattdrai

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The way Q*inn H*ghes lost both his boyfriends (Brady and Josh) to some Sens twinks (Tim and Drake)

#.timbrady #.norisson

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sharks aren't the monsters we make them out to be.

#.shark!drake #.drake/josh