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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

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imagine getting into a car accident while listening to unreleased Lana Del Rey tracks and you’re trapped in your seat flipped upside down with the radio still blasting and the EMT comes and is like “wow what are you listening to it sounds really good” and you’re like “unreleased Lana but this is really rare for me I’m a Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson superfan like I really like outlaw country” and the EMT is like “of course fruitcake. you’re definitely listening to The Highwaymen all the time in your faggy Subaru with the gay pride cat sticker on the back” and you’re like “noooo seriously you have to believe me-“ but at that second they cut the seatbelt and you fall face first into what used to be the roof of your car and you wake up from a coma 2 days later and they’ve been calling you ‘The Lana Fan’ because you didn’t have ID on you at the time of the crash. greatest fear.

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Kanyen'kehà:ka (Mohawk) protestors face off with the Canadian military during the Oka Crisis, which began over expansion of a golf course into Mohawk territory.

Kahnawake Reserve, Quebec, 1990

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on shrimp tumblr they would say krill yourself

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Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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painful is the back that carries the big tits

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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

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Yesterday my fraternity (I’m in a coed academic frat) had mandatory alcohol and SA training. The person giving the training presentation asked “How drunk is too drunk to consent?” and this girl from my frat very confidently raised her hand to say: “If you can’t drive, you can’t ride.” The poor training employee looked SO done

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Werewolf who is a furry but their fursona isn't the animal they turn into.