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Are you in a relationship or just having fun right now?
neither
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literally
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this is insane no words…… @devilishbri on twitter
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I turn 28 on the 24th 🥳 help me celebrate my letting me read your cards/birth chart!
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*sighs and brings out this image for the millionth tine*
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Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭
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“He who hates, hates himself.”
— African Proverb
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boyfriend just got in the shower and went “Oh Crap” and i went !!!!!! and he paused and went “Can you please take my glasses.” and then his glasses poked out the side of the shower curtain and i was like damn. ADHD be Like That.
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impusively kissing! kissing when laughing! kissing cheeks to say thanks! kissing noses! kissing foreheads! kissing hands! kissing wrists! kissing temples! kissing fingertips! lazy kissing! goodbye kisses! see you later kisses! wait for me kisses! be right back kisses! that is so stupid but i love you kissing!
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the basic emotional condition of capitalism is anxiety, fueled by insecurity. one of the most common, yet most effective, rhetorical moves used by the apologists of capital is to present this motive force as aspiration, rather than terror - that is, to disingenuously figure the motion of the system as a running-to, instead of a running-from. it is like if the camera were only ever positioned behind indiana jones, following him as he “aspires” to reach the exit of the cave, not once turning around to reveal the colossal stone sphere just inches from crushing him
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weed joke about joint custody. Is that anything
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clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
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