maxvanderbilt

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MAX VANDERBILT as the D E F E C T I V E  D E T E C T I V E 

           “the greatest challenges a detective faces aren't always a devious criminal or a really tough case — all those are a cakewalk compared to managing their personal life.”

             +        hard-working, honorable, courageous

             -        macho, superstitious, flaky

♫ playlist

“the chain” - fleetwood max

“smooth criminal” - michael jackson

“losing my religion” - r.e.m.

#max is digging into the one acting class he took for this one !! #detective max is recently divorced from his 3rd wife </3 #very serious man vibes <3 #yatesevent010

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xuxi

#max ( muse ) #yea im stealing this <3

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“i really miss those uncrustables that we used to get in school, you know? like... i know they sell them frozen and shit, but it just doesn’t hit the same. everyone tells me that it’s the same thing, but it really isn’t. it’s just not made with the same love those old lunch ladies used to make it with. there was this lunch lady in high school, martha—like martha stewart—super dope, you know, like she always used to ask me how i was doing. that shit is meaningful.” max tapped his pencil against the desk, glancing over at the person next to him. “damn, i feel like i got really off track. what were you saying?”  @yatesstarters​

#queen of making shitty starters <3 #this is awful but like... whatever #yatesstarter

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nevercmsey​:

Blue ribbon keeping half her hair out of her face, the other half flying around in wild blonde strands, Neve was busy being spun around by a boy calling himself Jack, one of the dance majors that attended Yates. They had been in a production of Mamma Mia together last spring, and Neve had insisted they repeat the dance to Voulez Vouz, despite not remembering half the steps, Jack swinging her around like a limp rag doll. “Uncle, uncle!” She protested, laughing as she stumbled out of his grasp like she was getting off a carnival ride, nearly crashing into the drinks table, Kincaid part goers swarming around it like flies. Her hand grasped onto a shoulder for stability, pink nails digging in. “Sorry! Didn’t mean to football tackle you. Did I draw blood?” She asked, taking her hand off their shoulder, flashing an apologetic smile. “Hey, want to go look at the stars? There are like, no clouds out tonight. It’s fucking amazing. Perfect weather for reciting poetry.” @yatesstarters​

It was a night like any other. Kincaid party was in full swing, and Max was on bar duty tonight. And as usual, his shirt had somehow come off halfway into the night, an array of mixed drinking soaking his usual plain white tee. At least, that’s what he’d tell everyone else anyways. To say he was tipsy would be an understatement, being full out drunk was a line he’d been teetering on for the last 30 minutes. What’s that saying? Don’t get high on your own supply? He supposed the same sentiment applied to alcohol as well, not that he was all that great at taking people’s advice. Letting another Kincaid take over, Max stepped away from the drinks table for the first time tonight, only to be bumped into, followed by the feeling of nails against his skin. His brow peaked up, glancing down at his shoulder before meeting the face of Neve, a laugh escaping his lips as he shook his head, “Nah. I’m pretty sturdy, takes a little more than a scratch to get me.” Though he was sure it would leave a mark, joining the mess of scratches that were usually on his back, courtesy of whoever he’d had in bed the night before. “I don’t really know any poetry, but stars are fuckin’ dope, so count me in.”

#c: neve

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eloiseblackthorn​:

“do you ever just…meet someone and you just immediately know that you want to spend the rest of your life without them?”

@yatesstarters​

“No... I mean, maybe if they’re super mean? I probably wouldn’t want to spend my life with someone that’s like, not a good person.” Max guessed that everyone was entitled to their bad days, but sometimes you could get just the cold vibes off of someone that put you off of them immediately. “What about you? What’s your dealbreaker?”

#c: eloise

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(DARREN BARNET, CISMALE) - Have you seen MAXWELL VANDERBILT? MAX is in HIS SENIOR year. The MUSIC MAJOR is 24 years old & is a PISCES. People say HE is KIND-HEARTED, SPONTANEOUS, GULLIBLE and SCATTERBRAINED. Rumors say they’re a member of KINCAID. I heard from the gossip blog that HE'S WANTED IN BRAZIL FOR HIS INVOLVEMENT WITH A GANG.

omg yes yet another chaotic intro from yours truly !!

so this is my himbo son maxwell but the only people that call him that are his parents so call him max

yes he’s a vanderbilt ( like THE vanderbilt ) i’m not gonna sit down here and carve out his lineage bc thats too much brain power for me but he’s related enough to the vanderbilt name on his dad’s side, not enough to make him at celebrity status, but enough to give him access to the wealth and power of having the name

so obviously he’s stupid rich

and he’s stupid

unfortunately the smart genes just weren’t really passed onto this guy and he’s always struggled with anything school related

he’s also got dyslexia and has adhd so !! it’s just constant winning for him tbh

but it was okay because max didnt really care about school he just wanted to be a #rockstar

he has like a whole youtube channel of him singing and playing guitar and his tik tok is just like anything musical at all because its the only thing he really enjoys

but what he makes up for in his passions he lacks in his motivation to do anything !! he simply wants to vibe and be friends with everyone

so after high school he was like hey mom and dad i wanna go backpacking in south america :D and i guess they said yes? snaps for parents that support their weird underachieving sons? (also theyre rich so i guess money aint nothin but a thing)

so he did that for like two years but right before he came to collect he ended up befriending some uh sus people

to be fair he didnt KNOW they were in a dangerous gang until he had to run away from brazilian police after a drug deal gone wrong?? he thought a boca-de-fumo was a restaurant?? 

anyways max was freaking the fuck out so he phoned his rich as shit parents and they got him out of the country but made him promise he would at least try to go to school

so they pulled some strings (aka donated a bunch of money to the school) because max was really a c-average student and he came to yates!! yay for escaping prison!!

so uh he’s been going to yates just vibing, doing the whole music thing and seeing where it takes him

his dad was in calloway but max took one look at them and said its gonna be a hard pass and joined kincaid (it was more his speed)

in terms of uh personality max is just!!! really!!! nice!!! he reminds me of the boy version of an old character of mine named liv in that he really likes to help people out and idk if ur sad hes down to just bake you some fuckin cookies if u want (edibles on demand)

just a sweet dumb man child !! thats all he is

wanted connections

besties!! give him some buddies

ex-gf idk break ups can be bad or good he doesnt really hold a grudge but i’d love to see him have an ex that broke up with him because he just doesnt take life seriously at all

fwb/hookups

give me a tutor plot because i know max has been putting off finishing his gen eds

#max ( intro ) #drug tw #police tw